i would like...
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- Dancer0
to meet Carver
- nessdog0
I would like a quantum teleportation device.
- jg_20
a normal girlfriend
- carver0
eh waddya mean, back away from Carver, what dya think i am like, showaddywaddy? i know a lot of guys that wear bumguards if thats what's yer after like. daft!
- Dita_kz0
to sue the ass of my old company!
mwhahahahahaaahahha!!!
- waynepixel0
Ok. Everyone Back away from Mr Carver. Slowly.
- dot-matrix0
creativity water
- chossy0
Folk to be excellent to eachother. Like holding doors for people and smiling as you walk past folk on the street.
- carver0
then after the massage, it climbed under the desk an blew me off, but it'd have to be a womanmonkey, cos i'm no fruit like. spoke to a bloke last night that had been screwing some gymnast chick from the olympics,he said they were that light you could just ram her up the cat flap and hold her under her forearms and just shake her like bottle, suppose it be like fuckin' a monkey, a woman monkey!
- nessdog0
At my ex boyfriends old studio, they used to have a masseur that came in once a week to destress them. Teh filth ;).
- danthon0
a realistic deadline
- ozhanlion0
why monkey ?
why ?
- -leah-0
good times and endless amounts of cash-ola
- rasko40
"he"?!
- mr_snuggles0
A new job.
- robotron3k
a personal massage monkey that sits on the back of my office chair and massages my back all day. if he could make coffee just the way i like it too, that would also be nice.
what would you like? i want to know.