Asda Apples
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- rasko40
say it made you vomit hideously and you had to leave work, now you feel sick to think of it, have no appetite and are having dreams about being chased by killer apples. You can never enjoy an apple again.
yeah but I'd prolly think "eew" and throw it away.
- Moo0
come on people I need your advise
- smellvetica0
complain and get some beer vouchers.
- Moo0
nice idea I think about that one
- HumanMale0
I'd probably bin it and put it down to bad luck.
Wouldn't put me off apples.
Hang on a minute - is this some kind of April Fool thread?!
- rasko40
you just know they'll offer you cider vouchers..
- Moo0
no its not an april folols thread anyway its september where have you been for 6 months of this year
- jox0
PAWN3D!
- HumanMale0
I said "some kind of April Fool..." suggesting it is idea-related rather than actual.
- Jnr_Madison0
Fuck yeah, kick up a fuss.
- Moo0
- rob_pc0
check the other ones, if they are rotten...then return and ask for money back.
geesh. how difficult is this?
- rasko40
geesh. I think you miss the point.
- jox0
If a rotten apple is a big deal to you, one can only imagine what a challenge your everyday life must be.
- Mark|Instil0
Some philosophy:
Is it the apple or the author of a thread about apples that is really rotten inside.
And which one needs to be disposed of?????????????
- Moo0
what are you on about mark
- DavidFelt0
Have you ever kissed a girl????
- anonyms0
what would do if you went to asda and the cheak out man gently put your cock in his mouth??????
would you
1) complain
2) forget about it, close your eyes and pretend its Nelly Furtado
- Mark|Instil0
ha ha
- gabriel_pc0
wow, you took the time to scan the receipt and photograph the apple to determine whether or not you should return it to the store??
if you really have this much trouble making a decision about something so simple, you need to go seek some counseling immediately.
but then you'd probably ask us which one to choose...