An Invoice from my EX
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- octopus
Here is an invoice my girlfriend sent me before she broke up with me for working too much. Notice where i am billed for food. LOL.
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$15.00 for this month's electricity bill (bill came out to over $90, so don't think I am ripping you off)Also, below are examples of a few expenses I will be asking you to reimburse me for. I normally wouldn't do this, but you've made your "just and fair" nature clear.
$ 6.19 for the ThunderCloud sub you ate today
$10.00 for the food and drink you have had here during your 'stay.' This includes sodas, coffee, sandwiches, soups, toiletries, etc.Here's the summary of what you owe me:
$390.00 (what you owed me for your deposit at your 13th St place and this month's rent at Juniper Springs)
- $165.00 (what I have agreed to pay you for the computer)
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$225.00
+$251.30 (payment for my hours----can you see why I want to get a job?)
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$476.30
+$ 15.00 (for your bit of electricity and DSL here. Lizhi has already paid $13.00 less than he is supposed to for bills. He was w/o immediate access to cable for a while.)
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$491.30 (total you owe me)
- toe-knee0
amicable breakup then?
- Peter0
Good thing she didn't charge for sex
- toe-knee0
+$251.30 (payment for my hours----
I think she did Peter
- nick0
thats hilarious!!
- j_red0
sounds like a totally cool girl.
- octopus0
totally!
- motormel0
absolutely brilliant.
in my case being without the stress and misery my last one put me through, he can keep the fucking money i'm just happy i don't have to deal with the shitwad anymore.
- jevad0
seriously?
thats awesome!
- fate0
octopus, you did the Toni&Guy site? I love it, had it bookmarked for a while. Nice stuff.
- octopus0
Yes, I did do the TONI&GUY site. How did you know that? I did it two and a half years ago. It was the first site i did after starting my own business. I am bidding on phase II right now and looking for a serious kick ass flash person....
- toe-knee0
So if the US doesnt get attacked everything is ok to you. I could have sworn two airliners where blown up over the weekend in Russia, but hey, its nothing to do with the US so I guess its ok.
As you were
- toe-knee0
i hate when i miss post in a good thread. Sorry.
- octopus0
If she was charging for sez then I want a goddam refund.
- j_red0
octopus check your mail
- BonSeff0
i miss thundercloud
:(
- octopus0
thanks!
- octopus0
your mom goes to college...
- pkny0
sorry but i can't help but laugh at the details she has included for what is charging for food..
your ex' is smart to not have a motto of " satisfaction is guranteed" - you could've complained and get your $$ back :P
breaks up are always hard, especially on cash (in your case)..
how are thundercloud subs? they dont have those in canada..
- versa0
maintenance level = high
- lechic0
thats ridiculous...
i am an expert in flash...let me know if you still need someone to do some superior flash work