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- MIJA
and the first entry
concerning funniest moments ever seen.
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i know it. the appartment cross over direct from me.ca.1998some real serios party atmosfere in it, on every weeknd night!!like a stem they were coming , we as students when at art school sit and see in at the neighbors of us then.my god! accurately this a man coming a round in his salon naked to the music of t.rex white sawn and we are seeing all this!! we are talking about maybe he is like frank boot!!!thinking he is soon to stop, the girl he was toghether with was out off shot. so-oom many dope and alkohol!! then SHE has the OTHER man licking at her in a cask?(tracht??) and chain on her. s&m as the naked trex man begins to put his hand long up in the ass of him. we were feeling so-oo dirty(but hysterics to see) to see that. not so-oo much like blue velvet or a vampyr movie more often than not advokat kokain crazy sex games in the big city.hheheh. that is then near to love in the way of slavesX3 fun to see the three in the fruit market on the day after it. wound in the ass ithink that. keeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeee . take out!
- jevad0
wife of my chief to a airport pick-up
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oh now it is nearing the worst bit of bad!--come down now with aliitalia fly and to stuttgart so we are now on the airport (at a stand for email and coffees-so i see we are now waiting for the wife of my chief to pick us up(3)!!! my chief has been taking johnny walker red on the fly and is coming to give it away i hope not! this is so-oo hard for me and carsten (from my job)-the tour in the carAND the grillfest party at the house of him on the weekend. take out and trap!
- algorithm0
Good old Wendall. What happened to that character?
- jevad0
he is still around
- dSynthesis0
This one's title takes the cake IMHO
"chief tricking ALL"
when some of you here at NT have seen the post of me here:about my chief:made money over my chiefs bad news**********
sad that i think. in the day before he(my chief) takes a message at our hotel about the man to the sister of him. fiance had came to self-murder which is a bad one i think that for his living to be so-oo bad to do that. although now he has to go back yesterday to germany and to see the family of him and her. he did that(killing him self)in his car of full gas on his garge!!!! as in april this year he did not keep his job. he was old though /*40 years*/. my chief was so-oo red in the ear when he was asked about going home he jusst could not be asked!!!!!!!! -------------------- ------------------ BUT NOW then i ring to him to say about the ticket of him. and it is a women speaking and speaking english so-oo well. i know of that she does not have so-oo good english(the wife of my chief). then after she(the english talking one) sets over my chief on the telefone and he says he can not go home for the death* (all a trick) to go with a women here in portugal, he is together with a women here at the EM and all the people(wife -- at the home in germany will think he is ONLY going on the fotball with carsten(the freind of me) and me---now i am feeling so-oo bad, i have came right up to my cheifs biggest trick!!..i will also be made to tell her now i am dreaming up stories and have to trick the wife of him-GOOD AT THE FOOTBALL EM Wenner????(wife saying wenner as it is her calling name for me)-YES I THINK THAT (not saying about my chief fucking out with a women in portugal. ok i am drunk now but red in the ear and scared for the bad end and this is only the start of BAD!!!!! there is not even one. ;( shit it!
- Ell0
A ice skate price:HOW MUCH IS IT OR SHOULD IT BE??
if then its not a bad mannerism? to ask prices of gifts, or what much you pay for this product eg. clock, a pen and many other personal gift(often than not engavings metal!)- how much can normal be asked for ice skates boots
uesd? or new even. beetr new. how much is it cheap in london as i will be in it before 19 december now!!
any tips and it will help.
wendell(dec 2 03, 09:40)
- tny0
drunk now but red in the ear
- driftlab0
An enigma of cosmic wisdom, he is.
- jevad0
HAhahahaha
- canuck0
see hair profile.... thread. classic.
- dSynthesis0
he's a whirling dervish leaving a trail of broken english and fragmented sentences in his wake
- mg330
I'm convinced now. Wendell is neither a he nor a she but an It, and that it is a skitzoid robototron entity crawling the Internet with the intent to inject just the right balance of hilarity and vagueness into the lives of it's victims.
And it is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
- MIJA0
and for our newest entry.
concerning save's public ignore list.
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i dont see so-oo far to ignore list people off NT i think that is like being Unabled-- is it save that is stilmuli (old name to him??)- heeheh or maybe rasko04 of the day time--- Like the thread of me when i think more often than not i was going mad in the head -"You say" (lisaloebe)taking up the voice of people from NT in the appartment( a clip:i am in bed and hearing talking in the wall(the neighbor of me)-AND i say "hheheh then it is Save of NT) none the less being turkisch. !!- }}} "YOU are only crying when you wanto!" you say- (LL) : i can think all on NT are current to here now !!!! NOT ignore list- BUT i must tell about what i was seeing from the window of my job today at coffee time--two people schrubbing??? fucking- all over in the appartment below . loveley style NOT IGNORE @swell! take out
wendell
- DutchBoy0
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NTworld in around my rent house
more often than not as i am just going on in the day here(and the night) i think about the neighbors of me as the people of NT.-i think about that. but i cannot see them. for this exemple . when you can not see people you think about what they are or what about they are like to see!!!!!!!! like the voice thread--to listen up for the voice of people on NT ---i am in bed and hearing talking in the wall(the neighbor of me)-AND i say "hheheh then it is Save of NT) none the less being turkisch. !!- next i am hearing the ellevator going? with maybes 3 talking in it>>then it is raspo stilmuli maybe and ditakz!!!- when i take out the "falling' paper for greenpoint THEN people are talking in the pipe(maybes it is bonseff and joxX and Paul Rand ) and up in the appartment in the loft of me is dutchboy and many freinds?? do any other on NT think about that. a NT world around the rent house. T@X @ TRICK
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wendells vision of a real life society of geeks. he is sort of a new marx.
- iDp0
that last one is a little scary. I love reading his posts because its kind of like a big drunk rambling riddle.
- digitalswarm0
That's funny shit
- Rand0
impossible to pick just one
- jevad0
wendell is teh qbn