Going offline?
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- ribit
If you had to reluctantly take your online design magazine offline for a while for legal/businesss reasons, what would you put as the holding page message for your readers?
- rasko40
a big shaven fanny pic, at least they wont be too dissapointed.
TAKEOUT AND TRAP!!
- jox0
"We are currently offline due to the fact that we aren't online. We're having problems with the line, so stand in line!"
- jevad0
HAHAhahahaha
- gabriel_pc0
"we are currently offline do to spyware downloaded by our "brother" who was surfing web pr0n."
- ribit0
hmmm... I obviously forgot to mention we do want all our loyal customers to come back to us when we sort ourselves out...
but if they cant take a joke...
- gabriel_pc0
make some really obscure and interesting scenario that forces them to follow up. similar to the whole campaign for "Being John Malkovich" or that new ilovebees.com site
- rasko40
how about..
"we are currently down why our lawyers deal with some fuckers" http://pez.ca/~mashton/577/Gunba…
- rasko40
*why=while
- ribit0
rasko is closest to our situation...