magic white dog poo!
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- de4k
Where the hell has it gone!?
I don't see it anymore, it used to frequent every street corner.
where the hell is my magic white dog pooo!!
- de4k0
to answer my own question...
dog food nowadays is prediominantly artificial. (producing a brown sloppy mess)
In days gone by dog food had a much larger natural content including lots of bone marrow.
the marrow is never fully digested by the dog and therefore produces chalky white poo!!!aesthetically, the white wins for me.
- k0na_an0k0
you're a sick fuck who needs help poo lover.
- jevad0
hahahah
- Rand0
and what happened to that white paste everybody ate in elementary school
- waynepixel0
I always wondered about white dog poo. At last we have the secret of the white dog poo.
I always thought it was them bloody Alians, you now.
- max_prophet0
that was toothpaste Rand, most of us still use it to brush our teeth with, evidently you felt you didn't need it.
- spmitch0
elmers glue
- k0na_an0k0
well, at least now i can finally sleep and night knowing what causes white dog poo and why we don't see it anymore.
i can cross that off my lifes 'to do' list.
- de4k0
I dont think the white poo hummed like the brown stuff either.
you could have made some nifty art with that white stuff.
jevad - couldn't you try a more 'natural' diet on your precious pooch?
the white poo would look SO more fetching on your lawn, ...like minature Henry Moores'
- -sputnik-0
omg i asked someone about this not two weeks ago, and they looked at me funny and walked away.
- robotron3k0
hmmm... that looks like white poo from a wire-haired terrier?
correct.
- Rand0
i think it was lepage's glue; it had a distinctive flavor like laphroig single malt scotch
- preston0
would match everybodys iPod so much better
- brandelec0
the sloppy brown dog shit makes for a more dramatic flaming bag of shit, where as the fomer white dog shit makes it looks like a flaming bag of charcoal
- de4k0
we should campaign to put the bone marrow back into dog food and the white dog shit back on the streets!