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- vwsung18t
i got moved to another cubicle and i sit less than 4 feet from each other. i just got back from lunch and sat. then my stomach made a weird sound. i think she heard it and tried to laugh quietly but coughed it off. then she got up and walked away. i think she thinks that i farted and it's going to smell. since moving next to her, i've tried my best to smell nice and not make her feel uncomfortable.
now, what should i do and/or say to make sure that she knows that i will be a good cubicle neighbor?
- brandelec0
"Knock three times on the cubicle if you looooooove me.... twice on the pipes (ting* ting*) if the answer is noooooo"
- dablammit0
Let her have a bite of your burger.
- nick0
hahahaha my stomach always makes noises!!
its pretty funny.
sometimes i wonder if the people sitting around me think im farting, or if they know my stomach just likes to speak to me...
i also take 3 shits a day at work.
- nick0
if you're drinkin coffee - pop a stick of gum when you're done.
nobody likes coffee breath.
- e-pill0
give this chick neighboor some thing that will make her fart real loud...you will be even! and anytime she has something in her hands near other people knock it out of her hands and when she bends down to pick it up make loud farting noises and point at her butt!!!
- vwsung18t0
is there some super-pill that i could slip into her drink?
- k0na_an0k0
when she comes back wait a few minutes then grab your stomach and say "wow, did you hear that? my stomach is really rumbling today!" that should cover it.
if not, next time it happens go "that was TOTALLY NOT a fart!" and break the ice with some laughter.
- brandelec0
put a sign outside your cubicle that says "if the cubicle's a rockin' don't come a knockin"
then ask her if she put it there
smoooth! huh?! huh?! no?
- nick0
brandelec, i wanna work with you
- k0na_an0k0
put a sign outside your cubicle that says "if the cubicle's a rockin' don't come a knockin"
then ask her if she put it there
smoooth! huh?! huh?! no?
brandelec
(aug 6 04, 11:07)==
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
- idsgn0
nick you described me to a T.
im a regular ol body festival of functions.
i always wondering if people get weirded out but no one has said anything yet!
*knock on wood
- dablammit0
honestly brandelec you need to attatch warning labels to your jokes.
I don't wanna die from laughter.
- vwsung18t0
she came back is keeps coughing. not a lot, just little cute coughs. i think her mind is set that i farted and it smells even though i didn't fart at all.
- vwsung18t0
what about i make the guy next to me fart really bad so my "fart" isn't as bad in comparison
- nick0
just IM her the link to this thread, and she'll totally understand.
- vwsung18t0
yeah right, AIM has been outlawed here for some time now. I'm just hoping she's on NT. she does do print design. she has two macs on her desk while i have one crappy pc with a crappy monitor that makes my eyes hurt from being too dim.
- k0na_an0k0
throw a crumpled up piece of paper over the cube. on it write "i did not fart'. when she opens it she'll read it and be like "cool, lets make out."
- vwsung18t0
oh there's no wall between us, it's back to back, with less than 4 feet of distance, like this
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- nick0
awesome diagram
- k0na_an0k0
oh i'm in a place like that too.
like this though.
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| girl girl|
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