I have a BLACK WIDOW in my room
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- cre2done
what should i do?
- RIZ0
make friends
- toe-knee0
call the pet shop
- lowimpakt0
don't have sex with it. it may eat you after
- dopepope0
The obvious thing to do right away is flay the flesh from your arms and legs and face.
- mikotondria20
CHMOD yourself to 555, denying the spider all permissions.
Might also be worth resetting the permissions on your home.
Sigh.
- shellie0
best response today goes to mikotondria
- ribit0
douse all rooms with petrol, light, run away (shouting 'run away, run away')
- cre2done0
that flaying kinda sounds like a good idea...
- stormzealot0
http://www.blackwidowsweb.org/
you could be either quite scared shitless or disturbingly aroused, but I don't know you so you tell me.
- Peter0
Sell it on ebay
- CyBrainX0
Ask her how her husband died.
- lilbabyarm0
kill it
- mr_flaco0
spray paint it silver.
- aesthetics0
comfort her. she must have been devasted after losing her husband :(
- ozhanlion0
marry her
- slag_you_off0
keep an eye on it...
- contra0
Fire ball-bearings at your neighbours windows.
- warheros0
no one will beat mikocondria's reponse.
classic.
worship it. then sacrifice your neighbors to it.
- menia0
get a cat. You'll never see a bug again.
My cat is now on a mission to kill some roaches in the kithen.
- blindpilot0
touch it where it wee-wee's