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- BonSeff0
installing panther
its not working like it should
on hold with apple
- jevad0
the wife of my chief
more often hot in the ear
take out and trap her!
- MLPROJECT0
this dude at work smells
he never ever showers
he sleeps at work too
- -sputnik-0
hey there brandelec
what do i look like to you?
woman in da haus!
- brandelec0
to sputnik, special thanks to bob
turn the lights down low
i want to give you some love
some good good loving
- k0na_an0k0
met a girl last night
we slept together on our first date
she only charged me $350
- jevad0
5
7
5!!!!
- brandelec0
jevad's tha haiku police!!
- gruntt0
smoke another cig
hit refresh one thousand times
go home and drink beer
- k0na_an0k0
i didn't get the
5
7
5
one. a bit over my head. haha.A leaf flies past me.
It doesn't know its own name.
It chooses Earl.
- jevad0
thats
5
7
4dammit!!
such potential too
: (
- k0na_an0k0
shit. i wrote that wrong. i wanted it to say 'i will call it earl' after i first typed it, went potty, came back and forgot to change it. shit.
oh well. fucking things up is my middle name. no seriously.
- sauerbraten0
my grandma does tons of haiku, she's in the national society and all that, here's one she wrote about my dad:
son's fluting whistle,
woos the meadowlark.
ever closer.i think it was that
- k0na_an0k0
cause i hate windows so much
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
- k0na_an0k0
A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone
- k0na_an0k0
Windows NT crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams
- k0na_an0k0
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurredstupid windows.
- jevad0
hahahaha!!
fucking brillain - on a roll!
- BobRains0
alone, on the web,
drops of sensitivity
embrace an eyelash
- ricstultz0
dropped the bomb
now it stinks in here
I blame it on the intern