Haiku
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- bliznutty0
a conspiracy
Haiti, Haarp, and the Navy
oh god we're so fucked
- 74LEO0
It was calm and dark
Death or a beautiful dream
Why did I wake up
- quack0
haikus are for fun
use them all very wisely
don't talk about work
- epill0
coffee is life's milk.
life without coffee is slow
i want a coffee.
- Peter0
Coffee's just coffee,
All hail dark roast Espresso
The nectar of life
- 20
you mean this thread, right?
i dono about haiku
seems arbitrary.
- Horp0
what the fucking fuck?
I swear to god I was just,
discussing this shit.
- 20
Ha - the mysteries
of the fucking timelords are
SO FUCKING BOGGLING
- Horp0
Damn right they are 2,
I mean, I'm one of them right?
but I don't know shit
- 20
mouth open, drooling,
in the light of the lcd
life in the office.
- Horp0
Tap tap tapping keyboard,
words in order, follow rules
haiku nonsense sucks.
- 20
when you're in the loo
that brown stuff your ass squirts out
that's shit right there, man
- topic0
I can count to five.
So? Can you count to seven?
Go fuck yourself man.
- mg330
my brownie maker
crackles with the sound of fudge
stretching and dropping
- mg330
scroat cheese overdose
someone in stall next to me
needs to shower more
- mg330
three shits this morning
extra excrement full of
spicy almond dust
- mg330
my bloody Kleenex
is a sign things are not right
thrilling and chilling
- mg330
double-barrel blast
burp and fart at the same time
body off balance
- mg330
altitude effects
long concussive farts all day
speed boost on flat slopes
- mg330
some of you make gifs
i make glorious haiku
about taking shits