Incompetence
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- dstlb
What is it with companies these days - why are they all so fucking incompetent?
Or was it always like this?
- tank0
for answer see ' hey;i am designer too' thread
- Bluejam0
always was and always will be.
only way to deal with it is...
iTurn off, iTune in and iDrop out.
- k0na_an0k0
news flash: they have always been like this.
this just in: clients suck.
more to come at 11.
- rasko40
incompetence is rife.
imagine the result ; intelligent, motivated, educated people choose career over marriage/children, opting to have kids later in life and maybe just one or two, carefully considered due to financial capability/time availability etc.
On the other side of the spectrum we have the burgeoning peasant underclass, 15year olds clad in nylon leisure wear, gold chains and fake burberry, spouting venom and spitting B&H tinged bile, spreading junk food cartons across their estates, estates they are seemingly rushing to fill with overweight babies named Tyrone, babies to be taught by idiotic teenage parents, taught how to steal, taught how to swear, taught how to scream and shout unintellible garbage at the top of their mockney patois accents.
Taught how to be Chav's.
that is the future population split of the UK, a falling number of well raised, well mannered kids and a snowballing increase in well, lets affectionately label them as useless human waste.
;)
- pascii0
so that's why i believe in UFOs. take me away from here!
- JazX0
human nature, entropy, chaos, etc.
- dstlb0
Give me robots.
- pascii0
Golgafrincham, home of the Great Circling Poets of Arium, decided it was time to rid itself of an entire useless third of its population, and so concocted a story that their planet would shortly be destroyed in some great catastrophe. The useless population (consisting of hairdressers, tired TV producers, insurance salesmen, personnel officers, security guards, management consultants, telephone sanitisers and the like) were packed into the B-Ark, one of three giant Ark spaceships, and told that everyone else would follow shortly in the other two. The other two thirds of the population, of course, did not follow and "led full, rich and happy lives until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone".
The B-Ark was programmed to crash-land on the first planet it came across, which happened to be Earth, and the Golgafrinchans gradually usurped the native cavemen, becoming the ancestors of humanity and thereby ruining the great experiment to find the question for the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
- MX_OnD0
Surrounded by incompetence and nincompoopery!
4 people apply for 2 jobs, 2 of the 4 are hard working, knowledgable and skilled. Who get's the 2 jobs??
Not the ones you'd expect!!
Incompetents bestow promotion on fellow incompetents and everyone else suffers as a result.
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.
- pascii0
piss in their desks
- MX_OnD0
even that's too much effort pascii.....
it's time to move on, i've applied for the same job 5 times in the past 2.5 years and 4 times out of the 5 they've f*cked me on the deal, given the job to some incompetent.....
They've relied on me helping out (out of goodwill - and cos they know I'm a helpfull kinda guy) while they've hired incompetents....
Now I'm not making an effort... anyone wants help with their own stuff OK, if it's work related forget it, there is a whole team of incompetents paid to do so go ask them.
- DutchBoy0
i sense frustration in this thread..
may i join the ranting?
- spongebob0
the most unlikely people in my company gets promoted.
perhaps other than the gift of the gab, these people have no other skills to speak of, lack of understanding of virtually any subject matter, does exponentially less but paid exponentially more.
it's little wonder why the Dilbert comics are so popular.
- zedvox0
i don't have a job :(
- MX_OnD0
some people have it even worse at work though....
- nick0
mockney patois accent! hahaha awesome rasko...