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- JazX0
ha
- DutchBoy0
they have a solution for that..
for 6-10 year old girls there is: "My Little Pony"
for 13-16 year olds there is:
"My Little Period" aka "My First Period" with strawberry flavored OB that says "meow" when you squeeze it..
- brandelec0
*sees dutchboy crying across the street
*runs across the street
*gets run over by dikes on bikes
- zedvox0
dude...i do not care what the technical medical situation is called.
the bottom line is that women around the end of the month have a"period" of time where they can litreally kill you if you as much as butter the toast wrongly.........i can go on
- zedvox0
*mmmmm dutchie i must admit..lesbians do make me go funny funny* mmmm
*cries with dutchie*
- zedvox0
jazX
lol
i have two ladoo's and a kulfi!
- DutchBoy0
*looks across street
*sees brandelec lying there
*starts screaming for help
*runs to brandelec
*gets hit and runover by dikes on Nikes
- -leah-0
you guys!!! now you made me laugh out loud at work and now everyone knows i am not working! ps. pms is like having someone take over your body for a week and you become a hyper bitch and it hurts and you don't know what it is like unless you go through it and then you bleed for another week and can't go swimming without putting something synthetic up there! :(
- TenaciousG0
Are you sure it's not your own PMS? Like I said, men have emotional cycles too!
- zedvox0
i don't recall who said it..but i quote.
"i don't mess with anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die."
my ex would get mad at me if she read this.
but then again i am an asshole :(
- TenaciousG0
To -leah- and the rest of the NT women: like I said, I have MAD respect for women. I don't ever wanna suffer like that!
- -leah-0
ha ha zedvox it is true, how do females live when they bleed for a week? it is pretty wierd i agree.
*uses supernatural woman powers to bring brandelec and dutchboy back to life
- zedvox0
men's emotional cycle is pretty much.
i am hungry ..need food.
i am hungry.. need sex
i am feeling insecure...need to get drunk and pick a fight.
i am hungry.. need food.
- DutchBoy0
*looks at tenacious
*whispers him in the ear
*informs him that he will get a lot of female friends by 'madly respecting' them so much
*also informs him that this fact never gets him laid
- zedvox0
lol
it's official this thread has been machofied.
- TenaciousG0
Very well put, zedvox! Buy you forgot sports, Xbox and Halo, and movies that go BOOM!
- -leah-0
bah humbug
- DutchBoy0
oops!
where are all the girls now? :(
*screams at girls: "I RESPECT YOU"
*starts crying like a little child
- -sputnik-0
how many girls do you need? lol
girlz representing. w00t!
- -leah-0
yah -sputnik-! :)