subways salads
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- strabley
Omg.... ok, so it lunch time im a lil hungry and just wanna leave my desk, i walk over to subway, so fucking crack head that reminded me of the crack head 'tron' off of the chappelle show made my salad, I said mederterrian chicken salad, he mixes all the veggies and was like 'anything else', im like 'yeah the chicken' and he said 'MAN!!! you never said thst!'. He was honestly pissed he didnt put the chicken in the salad cause i ordered, wait get this... A FUCKING CHIKCEN SALAD! was it that much of a big deal, you have to microwave some chicken for 30 seconds. and its not like i was pissed, i didnt care if im just paying for a chicken salad i want the chicken to go with it. Well anyways i get back to work, i eat my salad and then it forcefullably wants out of my body any way it can. So i think the guy put a curse on it or something, or maybe it was karma fucking with me cause i asked for my forgetten chicken, but needless to say, i had to review the 'how to shit' at work thread, and spudnik know about how i hate using my work bathroom, espically after what i found in the urnial on friday.
- nick0
cocaine is a helluva drug
- tara|gee0
dude i ate one of those too the same thing happened.. and it was one of those deals that as i was eating it THANK GOD for soem reason i got a sketchy feeling and threw it out... i cant imagine if i ate teh whole thing i was so sick all night!
- tara|gee0
lol sprinke some crack on him
- strabley0
i ate the whole thing, feels like a bowling ball in my stomach, like i got a really big fart a brewing but nothings commin out
- nick0
when you do finally shit it out, wrap it up pretty in a box and give it to your favorite crackhead as a present.
that'll learn the bitch.
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- k0na_an0k0
dude, those salads are a sodium bomb and that's what happens. plus their dressing is an instant shit maker.
'i eat poo joe rogan'
best line ever from tron when he was on fear factor about to eat some worms.
- nLHb0
lol! omg that i some story!
did you ever hear the one about the constipated mathmetican?
he sat down and worked it out with a pencil!
- nick0
*scratches neck*
theres somethin about me you don't know joe rogan... i smoke rocks.
- strabley0
im very profiecent in math, please email this formula, i want this bastard devil salad out of my asap.
- BR5-490
im rick james betch
- strabley0
http://www.subway.com/subwayroot…
how to i explain this one to them?
salad make me feel bad... uh ohh poo poo!
- nick0
out of my asap.. dunno if that was on purpose, but thats funneh.
have a coffee and a splee and you're good to go.
- k0na_an0k0
bitches, show charlie murphy yo titties!
- nLHb0
http://www.newstoday.com/pv-an/v…
just in case you need it.
i love when that crack dude on the chappelle show poops in the alley (but it is a melted up chocolate bar and it is so gross!)
- tara|gee0
lol i wish i had more hands so i could give those titties four thumbs down!!!!
- warheros0
not related to subway food, but me and a friend stopped by this subway in downtown detroit, and i tell you the truth, it was setup like a bank.
big curtain of glass so you cant have human contact, and one of those slidey things that they usually use at banks? you know it slides out to your car and you push it back in? yeah, super ghetto.
- tara|gee0
lol warhereos tahst how thay are n most cities
- warheros0
not in lansing theyre not!
- warheros0
or anywhere else ive seen!
so there!
ha
- BR5-490
1 2 3 4 fiiiiffftttthhh!!!