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- nLHb
i went outside to have a smoke and a homeless dude was taking a pee right outside my door!
he was like "sorry 'mam"
i was like "whatever man"
i turned my head away til he left.
it was kinda funny!
- swollenelbow0
you're kidding?
- aesthetics0
lol. he continued after saying sorry?! lol.
- MrDinky0
sorry that was me..
i just couldnt hold it
- k0na_an0k0
i would have tossed him a sammich and some tp.
- nLHb0
yah! he totally finished! i was going to go back in my house but i was like "this is my house! i ain't goin anywhere's!"
- aesthetics0
eeww. hoped he flushed?
- loudubs0
one morning a couple of weeks ago i crossed through Penn Station to get to my job and, just like many other days, a homeless man adorned the steps of the Dunkin Donuts, blocking the door, except this particular morning his pee sprayed and created a golden arch in the morning air...like some performance art, a pissing fountain of economic misfortune
- rasko40
secretly, you wanted to see his wand of wonder.
- swollenelbow0
it was about 2am on a chilly night in philadelphia coming back from long island ice tea at oscar's on samson st, i took the train back with my friends and i had to pee like you wouldn't believe...i figured i'd sneak back in the station and leak, well lucky for me there was a mister boy in blue spying and well...i got arressted.
true story.
had to take a "quality of life" class to get it taken from my record.
bastards, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
- nLHb0
yah, i wasn't too upset about it. i doubt there are many bathrooms that dude could have used around here. my friend however has some guy who constantly poops in her back alley, and leaves his toilet paper there too!
ew!
- brandelec0
i would've ran for the waterhose and hosed his ass down
- k0na_an0k0
hm... next time if it's so bad, spray him with a water bottle.
works for my cat.
- ozhanlion0
how do u expect him to stop peeing as she sees ? can you just stop whenever you want :)
- kinetic0
one time, at the royal bank and the corner of spadina and bloor...on a saturday morning when me and my friends where going out for some chinese breakfast
there was this bum taking a piss right in the bank....right in front of hundreds of people! it was pretty funny..and disgusting at the same time
- swollenelbow0
once you start you can't stong going, it stings!!!
- rasko40
nice vision dubs.
The Ultimate Non Porn Sausage and Donut Situation: Fast Food, Disposable Hero.
- grayhood0
swollenelbow are you from philly? i go to oscars all the time.
- kodap0
That's nothing, months ago I stumbled across a homeless sleeping in my entrance stairs.. he saw the outside door opened... didn't think twice.
~You should see the huge cockroaches on the base floor of the building I live.. Lucky I'm on the 4th floor.
- brandelec0
pff, your stories are weak...
my buddy and i walked to his car one morning outside his house and there was a bum sleeping in the backseat, we were like wtf, then the bum woke up and he was like wtf, his car stanked for a whole week
- gekkokid0
hey i was that so called tramp - im not thankfully - i just look like one