make me laugh!!
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- Tara
please, i need it!!!
- tara|gee0
what do u call a fish with no eye???
A FSH!!!! ;)
- rasko40
how do you make a bear cross?
nail two together!
I never get bored of that one
- k0na_an0k0
why does michael jackson like twenty eight year olds?
cause there's twenty of them!
- rasko40
what did the Irish mute call the deaf Scot?
- Tara0
i don't know, what?
- BonSeff0
what is the difference between the rolling stones and an scottsman?
the rolling stones say
hey you, get off of my cloudand the scottsman says
hey McCloud, get off of my yew
- rasko40
haha dumbass.. he's a mute.. what can he say?!
and besides, the others deaf, so what would it matter?
I just made that one up actually, a bit shit huh?
- Mimio0
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.
There are 5 people in my family, so it must be
one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my
older brother Colin. Or my younger brother
Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha mimio. too funny.
- rasko40
when Mimio dines in a chinese restaurant he always orders Cum o Sum Yun Gi.
- mayo0
hahaha Mimio
- jg_20
- Tara0
rasko just called me a dumbass
:(
i'm not thinking straight
- Tara0
i know i asked you to make me laugh but i can contribute too right?
old articlePITTSBURGH (AP) - Tommy Chong, who played one half of the dope-smoking duo in the Cheech and Chong movies, asked for leniency from a judge Thursday but was sentenced to nine months in prison for conspiring to sell drug paraphernalia.
Chong's attorneys argued for no jail time, saying the actor and comedian would use his celebrity to become a role model against drugs and would dedicate his life to public service.
The 65-year-old apologized to the court and his family, saying he "got carried away" with his movie character. He admitted once having "a drug problem with marijuana" but said he beat it by redirecting his energy to salsa dancing.
"It's a Latin American dance that's awesome," Chong told U.S. District Judge Arthur J. Schwab before the judge imposed the sentence, which included a $20,000 fine.
Chong said he's been working with youth groups, teaching filmmaking and speaking against drug use
- rasko40
I have drank 2.5 litres of water today. now that wont make you laugh but I didn't think it was worth its own thread and this was the nearest place so..
- Soler0
What's the difference between a Sabb and a porcupine?
With a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
- mrdobolina0
I'm going to get high at lunch today, none of the bosses are here due to the holiday weekend. hootie hoo