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- k0na_an0k
So I'm doing this site for the Canadian version of this corporate bastard giant.
I designed a splash page so the view can choose french or english.
I did one using some clocktower building and some nice clouds behind it, real corporate and professional. I got it done quick so I did another with a mountie on a horse cut out and put over a real dramatic sunset just for shits n giggles and to get a rise out of the client (who is very pc)
Wouldn't cha know it he chose the mountie!?!
Ho-ly-shit. Just when I got em all figured out. It looks good but it was just a joke.
: /
- Nac0
$hit happens
- MrDinky0
damn canadian with their 2 languages.. think they are all cool and stuff..
why i outta.. !!
- mayo0
"mom always said never play ball in the house."
words to live by my friend.
- MrDinky0
package + ball = mayo
- k0na_an0k0
aaahahahahaha.
my mom always said 'git yur finger out yur nose lil kOna'
- MrDinky0
in the nose is kinda kinky
- johndiggity0
They always pick the ones you don't want them to. They are like children.
- mayo0
MrDinky + equations = Canadian Mountie eating celery sticks.
- MrDinky0
Bloody 7
1 シ oz. Canadian Whisky
4 oz. tomato juice
2 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
2 dashes of Tabasco
Celery salt and pepper to tastePour ingredients into a tall highball glass.
- mayo0
what if I don't like tomato juice? got another recipe?
- MrDinky0
Canadian Manhattan
2 oz. Canadian Whisky
ス oz. Sweet Vermouth
dash of Angostura Bitters (optional)
Maraschino CherryPour whisky, vermouth, and bitters into a shaker with ice cubes. Stir gently and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry.
- k0na_an0k0
here's a goody.
8 oz. vodka
drink
repeat
- MrDinky0
Canadian Blackberry Fizz
1 oz. Canadian Whisky
シ oz. Blackberry Brandy
ス tsp. Bar Sugar
ス tsp. Lemon Juice
2 oz. Club SodaShake ingredients. Strain into a tall glass with lots of crushed ice. Garnish with a lemon slice.
Royal Stinger
シ oz. Crown Royal Whisky
シ oz. White Cr鑪e de Menthe.Shake well with crushed ice. Strain into a cocktail glass.
Strawberry 7
1 シ oz. Seagram's Crown Royal Whisky
4 Strawberries
8 oz. Crushed Ice
3 oz. 7UPBlend first 3 ingredients for 10 seconds in a blender. Pour into a wine glass, top with 7UP and garnish with a fresh strawberry.
Canadian Manhattan
2 oz. Canadian Whisky
ス oz. Sweet Vermouth
dash of Angostura Bitters (optional)
Maraschino CherryPour whisky, vermouth, and bitters into a shaker with ice cubes. Stir gently and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry.
Canadian Mountie
1 ス oz. Canadian Whisky
1 oz. Cranberry Liqueur
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 tsp. Lemon JuiceMix ingredients with a couple cubes of ice in a blender. Serve in an old fashioned chilled glass.
Canadian Stone Fence
1 ス oz. Canadian Whisky
2 oz. Apple Cider
ス oz. Triple Sec
1 tsp. SyrupMix all ingredients with some ice in a shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
- mayo0
och, i can do the straight vodka thing no problem. It's in my blood. :D
- MrDinky0
i am waiting mayo to say package and ball in a same sentence
- mayo0
*takes subtle hint*
I'm having a BALL opening this PACKAGE.
oh no, wait...