How NOT to get a raise
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- strabley
1. Sleep with you bosses daughter.
2. Deploy compnay cocktail hours.
3. Steal Stuff!
4. Run an message board off your work computer.
5. Purposely install virues on inneroffice cd releases.
6. Turn your iMac into a fish tank.
im actually going to go play table tennis now, so you fill in the rest. BTW Im hungover.
- nLHb0
poop on your boss's desk
- JazX0
tee hee
- grayhood0
nLHb, you beat me to the bodily function gag, i am so proud of you.
*runs off to practis peeing through a straw.
- nLHb0
ha ha ha grayhood!
;)
- vwsung18t0
only if he's there
- Bio0
don't forget that sploshing is fun for the whole office. . .
share the excitement.
- Tara0
don't make a website where employees can post their compaints about the company.
i actually know someone who did that.
- JazX0
yeah and they're a dumbass and that's funny tara