Working in the US
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- karlo
How the fcuk do you go about it??
I want a job in the land of opportunity - can anyone help??
I do print and web - rather well , so ive been told!!
- jevad0
marry an american - cos thats probably the only way you are gonna get here chum!
- buddylee0
U.S. is closed. May I suggest Greenland?
- rasko40
They ran out of opportunity, there are hgh stocks of cynicism though.
Try China and beat the crowds!
- jevad0
teh!
- JazX0
you can apply for a visa and then just stay once you get here and work under the table. marriage like jevad said. You might classify as a certain Visa Type such as 'O' if you are very technical. you can also buy your way in dude. it's all quite random luck landing a job, etc. etc. there's plenty of opportunity you just have to find it
- rasko40
now theres an opportunity, a job under JazX's table!!
- teeth not essential.
- jevad0
bwahahaha
- JazX0
hee hee, yeah I got major breadcrumbs to clean up dude, and it pays a whopping 50 pence per year.
- grayhood0
i need someone who does print and web well, you're hired.
how soon can you be in Philadelphia?
- JazX0
there you go! grayhood the ninja wants you, screw Uncle Sam. ;)
- grayhood0
by the way how long can you hold your breath?
has nothing to do with the job per say, just courious.
- JazX0
grayhood, does the job entail me diving for bricks in pools?
- rasko40
i think its something to do with deep throat.
- grayhood0
cesspools?
- JazX0
kewl
- jox0
I can get you there. How much money do you have?
- radar0
If you come on a work visa, doesn't the company that hires you have to pay like 3G's?