Why is it..
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- rasko4
that if you skate down a high street, any high street, after about 11.30pm you cannot possibly be expected to skate without having to let a bunch of drunk twats from Newcastle have a go on your board while they say "wayai like, I used te doo lyke kick flips an all that lyke, show us a jump or summat"
I was forced to stab them all in the neck.
- phatlee0
that sounds more like a scouse accent!!
- nessdog0
you did good lad.
- versa0
if it makes you feel any better, those twats are here too ...
apparently they breed internationally
i hate when drunk frat guys surround me at night, and start trashing my board trying to do pop shuvits, talking about the good ol' days when they skated, while making fun of me for still skating ... i usually just sit down on the curb or wherever and just wait til there done
unless they get ugly, then hey, sometimes things don't go so smoothly
- versa0
or yelling from the car...
"DO A 540 DOOOOOD !"
oi vay
- nessdog0
I find it funny when they step on your board with their shiny shoes and immediately fall flat on their backs. Then rasko steps in and stabs them in the throat for me. I love that.
- Jnr_Madison0
That's why I always carry a knife!
- nessdog0
I just love it when you get on a bus with your deck and the bus driver says "you should grab hold of the back like MJ Fox eh eh eh eh?" When this happens I grab him, knock him out, drag him infront on the bus, climb into the driving seat and run over him, then reverse and drive over him again.
- Jnr_Madison0
Another reason to carry a blade!
- rasko40
hahahah so basically lets agree on one thing:
ALWAYS CARRY A FICKING BIG KNIFE!!!
- jox0
Well, at least you make eachother laugh. Silly brits!
:P
- nessdog0
What's to laugh at? I was being deadly serious Jox. :)
- tfsmag0
nah, the best is when they yell.... "SKATE OR DIE!!!!!"
and then I yell.... "WELL THEN DIE, BITCH!!!!"
at which point they yell something like "OH YOU THINK YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY!!!"
and then they drive away like a scared twat.
- donal0
The other side of the story:
One summers night i was out with a few guys from the office, celebrating the purchase of a particularly shiny pair of shoes, when out of nowhere, a hoard of skateboarders went rushing past, oversized trousers billowing in the wind, startling and confusing my merry band ( and nearly knocked over tarquin from marketing). as quick as they had appeared they were gone, but the damage was done. we said our akward farewells and wandered home...
- rasko40
"celebrating the purchase of a particularly shiny pair of shoes"
"startling and confusing my merry band"
"Tarquin from marketing"
"the damage was done"
you guys sound teh ghey.