Doctor Please..
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- rasko4
say I had a 'stomach illness' that caused pain and vomitting, what would the doctor be likely to offer me? What could be wrong with me?
So thats names of possible illnesses and the names of possible prescriptions / recommendations.
- ad10
- save0
- sajets0
you're pregnant?
- ad10
- rasko40
ah yes that'll be it. :)
- sajets0
btw rasko - why you still here? as i remember you said you'll never come here again ;)
no need for excuses a la pain in the stomach - just admit you missed it :p
- dstlb0
Sounds like you have a freak twin / ball of eyes, teeth & hair growing inside you. It's probably controlling your movements too. Ever hear any strange voices? Inexplicably drawn towards pubs and bars?
- rasp0
- rasko40
Evil Freak Twin it must be!.. that explains a few things..
sajets: actually that wasn't me, dont leave people alone with your computer while you are still logged in heheh.. chEEky monkeys
- rasko40
hahah
- vespa0
i hate to tell you rasko but its been apparent to everyone on nt that you have been in the process of being bodysnatched by a parasitic alien for some time now. your "wandering hands" were the first to go but now that your stomach has been taken over you have no choice but to self lobotomise and pack your brain into a formaldehyde filled jar in the hope that future scientists can retrieve your withered malfunctioning body and restore it to its pre-diseased state.
for tips on self lobotomy and details on your nearest sterile pickling agent supplier, try http://www.google.com
good luck.
- rasko40
dont you just hate it when that happens? - damn those pesky bodysnatchers!
- paulrand0
1) tapeworm
2) sushi parasite embedded in stomach wall
3) ulcer
4) 25 pound tumor
- mrdobolina0
or i could be as simple as the flu, rasko.
- vespa0
bird flu maybe?
- mrdobolina0
b-gawk!
- waynepixel0
I am going for
4) 25 pound tumor
You need to contact a TV station as soon as posable, so we can all watch the surgeon cut it out.
SWEET.