Shit Knee
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- rasko4
what happened to shit knee? Is he pure YH! now or wha?
- jox0
Yep. YH! stole him.
Bastards.
- rasko40
hmmm. treacherous scum ;)
- jox0
However, I have a pretty detailed rescue plan worked out.
Wanna hear it?
- pascii0
yes!
- rasko40
do we go to YH! and start showing all those pictures of him at that party with the midgets carrying trays of cocaine and politicians in leather?
- jox0
Allright.
We go in at night. We need a getaway driver, a big strong guy and 23 helium-fileld balloons.
Here's the scenario:
We roll up at night, (Pascii drives) in an unmarked van.
The big guy jumps out and
takes care of the guard. Then I run in with the balloons, and - Rasko pushes Shit Knee to a nearby window.You open the window and I force him to take the Balloons. That way, he'll fly away and he can't really let go of them later on because then he'd hit the ground and die.
There are a few details not worked out yet though, like how *I'll* manage to carry the balloons without flying away, yet Shit Knee should be able to. But that's nothing. I'll think of something.
So whaddya think?
- rasko40
that is truly brilliant jox, have you ever considered joining the CIA?
- jox0
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Now go on, leave - before they see us together.
- jox0
Great Pascii!
Does it have heated seats? Got to have heated seats!
- pascii0
all prepared. there's some carlsberg in the fridge too!
- jox0
- pascii0
yeah, we need a guy with a bear hug!
- enobrev0
there's a hole in your plan. he's already shown the photos, and he's gained notoriety for them.
- rasko40
WhyImGonna!!
- jox0
Yeah, see Eno - this is where you come in. We have to steal attention from his photos, using you. And then, when you've become the new teddy bear on YH! - Shit Knee can leave without anybody noticing.
So if you could just get ready, and drop the pants and I'll go get my camera so we can get this overwith.
- enobrev0
fruit basket it is!
- pascii0
i and wendell start an awesome post about 'foreplaying with hobby friends' so anyone will join this post. then rasko + jox run in YH, grab shit knee and flee.
- pascii0
i hope_TF won't catch them...