i go to the dentist
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- rasp
he injects my gum,
does his shit to me...then my nose goes numb.
whats all that about?
- pascii0
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hope not so!
- Blofeldt0
the dentiist nose best
um.
- E0
- rasko40
did you notice that you are missing several hours and have a sore bum?
- BXCAR0
dentist is kindergarten friend of mine
dentist always reminds me to breath every once in a while.
' yo dave youre turning blue'
i have the tendency to keep my breath when he is working.
ha!
- moth0
bumcrime?
- BXCAR0
mudshark attack
- rasko40
a friend of mine recently picked up an old dentists chair from a carboot sale, he was describing with great pleasure how he has already begun to realise its sexual possibilities, what with its individual hydraulic leg raising action and all.
- tomkat0
BrownCrime™
- rasko40
"Sorry sir, while you we're sleeping I flipped you over and discovered that, as I expected; you had a cavity and I had to give you a filling"
- E0
Brings back memories, me and that cute assistent while the dentist was in the other room checking my x-rays ...
Oh wait, thats from a movie
- North_20
Check you pants are on the right way round and foot prints on the arm rests are also a good indication of foul play.
- wendell0
heaving to pull it i think!
there was a thing for many years about sex at the dentist or foreplay, (like a no consent when youre 'hobby' friend is drunk or one night stand)-dentists on a hospitals, not for everyday surgery i think, the large wisom teeth to be taken away, and that was a rape case, using the drugs of the operations to rape people and then take away the wisdom teeth. haha, is it not soo-oo like gr,gn..i am a teeth pixie(or a troll) and i am coming to have sleeping foreplay with you!!! sick one i think.
- tomkat0
what wendell said.
- E0
Seinfeld did a good episode on this thinking he was part of the sex going on between his dentist, Tim Watley and his assistent.
- jox0
My dentist is mean.
He keeps hurting me with those sharp tools even though I say my mouth is sensitive. I always bleed when I leave.
Stupid dentist.
- pascii0
marathon man
