The thief (off topic)
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- surfito
so ive been awake all night, trying to solve some problems i have with my domain, siting on my desk in my room.
i live on a first floor, i a building, with windows in two of the walls that lead to a backyard and a terrace.
i notice a shadow on the window next to me, i can see out, they cant see in, i have the tv on also, and i think its cause of the tv, then like 2 minutes pass by, i hear a sound, i look back, and see a guy with big blond eyebrows looking inside making sure theres no one in here, he still didnt see me, i let him have a little fun.
to bad i didnt think about throwing him my ashtrade, i just said "dimelo" (whatsup).
he went, whooo!, and ran like a chicken.
i called the cops, they found a 3 tree ranches (spell?) tight up into like a 20 foot stick he had to pull all the stuff he could from my closet.
now i know why i have been losing some of my shirts and stuff.
- surfito0
christmas in a third world country.
by the way, he is about 17, allready broke 3 cars, including my friends car stealing his radio, and my cds.
cause the dood knows me, he is one of the homeless kids who hang out by the beach here.
- unknown0
then go get him, and put his teeth to the curb. or buy him a happy meal or something.
- surfito0
if i see him i kick his ass big time.
- unknown0
shoot his kneecaps, then cut his nose off with a switchblade.
- surfito0
im gonna tie him up, cover him with alcohol, and start ripping his skin with a nail cliper.
i think he will learn after that.
- unknown0
tie him to a fucking bedpost. with his asscheeks spread out and shit.. right? put a fucking hanger on the stove.. let that shit sit for like a half hour.. take it off and stick it in his ass slow like sssssssssssssssssss
- surfito0
you know, here in this country the cops can do wierd stuff like that, i could get you a job with the police here if you want.
email me.
(if my email works)
- unknown0
i don't want to be a policeman ):
- unknown0
offer him a sandwich with rat poisen and tell him merry christmas and happy last year
- pascii0
grab him by the eyebrows!
- rasko40
pay a crackhead to ass-rape him.
- pascii0
do some 'stuffing'
- rasko40
tie some razor blades at equal distances down some fishing line, put this into a tube and stuff it up his ass, then remove the tube leaving your razor-wire dangling in his colon.
see how he likes that
- unknown0
make a snuff film.
- rasko40
tie him to a chair and get changed into a gimp suit in front of him, then put on your rubber glove, apply glue and start sprinkling crushed lighbulbs and iron filings all over it laughing maniacally all the while.
- pascii0
boys. ehm, it's gettin nasty
- unknown0
download some gay porn, tape his eyes open and let him watch till his eyeballs dry out. and also, hire a hooker to give him head while he's watching the gay porn.
- r_gaberz0
come on people.... it's christmas.
I have just gotten a bit festive and then I naturally have to start up the computer and surf to newstoday........
what a mistake
- rasko40
get a grip drama queen
- jox0
yeah, keep it down mr-center-of-attention!