xmas quote
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- texascris
i'm designing a xmas e-card and i'm looking for a nice xmas quote.
Anybody know where i can find some... thanks
merry xmas to everybody
- gfro0
"Christmas is a time for giving... So make sure you give me something nice."
- slag_you_off0
"you motherfuckers make me want to puke"
- leaves0
that pesky book folks call "The Bible"
I hear it's chock full of xmassy type stuff.
- k770
go to hallmark.com and rip them off
- leaves0
or i could give you some one-liners from one of my alltime favorite movies: The Christmas Boner
"Your package is bigger than any I've ever seen before, Santa."
et cetera
ba da ching. . .
i'll leave now.
- rasko40
"I'm a muslim you fucking gluttonous bastard infidel scum and thats not fake snow in the envelope its anthrax - I'm off to enjoy 70 virgins now so fuck you!"
- Mimio0
"consume or die"
- North_20
Jesus saves.....................
........................but Van Nistelrooy put's it in at the far post.
- mrdobolina0
you'll shoot yer eye out, kid...
- leaves0
Peter North saves christmas with his magical wang and spooge of good will.
oh Peter, thanks for saving XXXmas once again.
*god i need sleep.
- Mal0
Click on the south park mp3 it says it all.