Friday Music Xmas '03
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- sexypixel
ok so lets have some xmas songs, the more bizarre the better.
the worst xmas song ever, bar none
- TransFatty0
oops i killed your thread with that dreadfully amazing cobain/burroughs duet.
here.this is mals : HAppy Holidays - e-mail.
i spit fucking christmas coffee when i got this one.
-------Subject: Happy Holidays
Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 23:37:03 -0500
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HAhaHAH Hh h ah a
- BonSeff0
you asked for it tony
http://www.chorizoapproved.com/n…kids of widney high
and yes they ride the little bus
- JazX0
shit I got a bunch at home, some Stevie Wonder and some 'Let Them Know it's X-mas Time' by those 80's singers. hahahaa fun shit
- BonSeff0
one more from the kids
http://www.chorizoapproved.com/n…black people, white people
what do you see?
koreans and meskans
what do you see?
- Mal0
Can soneone find..
The vandals: Oi to the world?I can't host no nothin.
- unknown0
oh man Transfatty- now I got coffee all over my monitor, my shirt, my jeans, and the wall. That shit was freakin hilarious!!
- BonSeff0
Jesus was way cool
http://www.chorizoapproved.com/n…
- BonSeff0
jesus christ was an only child
http://www.chorizoapproved.com/n…
- BonSeff0
Millie Pulled A Pistol On Santa
- Bluejam0
UK SUBS - Hey Santa
Quite often I get a thinking
How as kids we got by
Like christmas time in our house
We couldn't even afford a fireBut we made do in our house
Back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint
And we'd all sit round his tongueWe couldn't afford no tinsel
On our christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old grandad in
And make the old cunt sneeze...atchooWheel him round the other side granny...atchoo
Well things change so bloody fast
I got children now of me own
Now I heard 'em unwrap their presents
Last night when I got homeSanta claus you cunt
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what i likeI've wrote you a letter
And i've come to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Where's my fucking bikeIf i wanted a pair of fucking shoes
I would've fucking asked
This cowboy suit and ping-pong set
You can stick right up your arseYou went and mucked my order up
It's enough to make you spew
It's not just me that's pissed off
My sister's cheesed off tooSanta claUs you cunt
Where's my fucking pram
You promised me you fucking cunt
You know who I am'Cos I'm the little girl
You made sit right on your hand
Never mind your ho ho ho
Where's my fucking pramNext time i go to see him
I'm gonna punch him in the guts
Set his fucking reindeer loose
Kick rudolf in the nutsJust you wait til next year
'Til we get to that store
A mate of my little sister
'll come stomping through that doorHey mums and dads just check his breath
And watch his bloodshot eyes
Don't listen to him boys and girls
'Cos he tells fucking liesHe's a pisstake and a pervert
He's not even fucking bright
'Cos that fucking wanker
Forgot my fucking bikeHey santa claus you cunt
Where's my fucking bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk
There's nothing what I likeI wrote you a fucking letter
And I came to see you twice
You geriatric wanker
Forgot my fucking bikeYeah I'm gonna tell my dad on you
Fucking punch your head in....cunt
I saw mummy sucking santa
- BonSeff0
by your command mal
http://www.chorizoapproved.com/n…
- JazX0
what's that Ramones tune? Merry X-mas i don't want to fight tonight' hahhaaa
- Mal0
Bonseff
You fuckin rock matey.oi oi.
- BonSeff0
bloody eh right!
- peteski0
it's still just thursday morning here but ok - a coupla xmas songs plus
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- elwolverton0
BonSeff--where in the world did those kid recordings come from? Where can I find more?
They vex my soul...
- BonSeff0
its off the lets get busy album
http://www.kidsofwidneyhigh.com/…mike patton's label Ipecac puts it out. he supports the music dept at widney high school. a special ed school in LA
i listen to it when im hungover
cheers
- BonSeff0
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sleeze jazz