the flu
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- toastie
man, i feel shitty. everyone else around me is dropping like flies also. Run for your lives. *sniff*
- brooke0
Yep. I'm at home with a chest cold. I hope this is as bad as it's gonna get...
Plus I sliced my finger open yesterday on an exacto.
Complain, complain, complain...
- TransFatty0
bust out the gucci facemasks ....
hong kong style.feel better brooke.
- drake0
my roomate sliced her wrist open last night...blood was spurting everywhere
scared the crap outta me...
- dopepope0
I'm a dead body too.
And I've been farting blood.
- drake0
ewwww!!!
- TransFatty0
but that's why we love you, joe
- brooke0
Joe, that's gross.
<3
- dopepope0
Seriously, I had the shivers and shakes so bad last night I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance.
The flu SUUUUUUCKS!and so does afternoon tv.
- TransFatty0
the only cure for the flu is
the price is right .....and like ... chicken soup ....
- toastie0
Eat some raw garlic. It's the best way. You'll stink for a couple of days, but that shouldnt bother you :)
- Mal0
- dopepope0
can I take garlic pills?
- drake0
...lots of wheatgrass helps too!
- dopepope0
Mal, that looks like noodles with sesame seeds you get from Sammy's.
- dopepope0
I've been eating the stuffing from my mattress by the fistful. It's not helping.
- toastie0
nah, you need to eat that shit raw. and lots of it. Just eat something fatty (hehe) with it and it wont burn too much.
- brooke0
I'll share my chicken soup with you, Joey Joe Joe...
- dopepope0
I'll share my blood farts and mattress stuffing with you Brooke.
Everyone knows that Danny Glover masks are played out.
- mitsu0
Take a bath, and then wrap a hot towel around your head. And then make yourself some soup, get a nap.