Yo Mama..
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- Geith
is so ugly, I took her to the zoo and they said "Thanks for bringing her back."
- dopepope0
Uh oh...
- lvl130
is so ugly, god tried to do a control+z when she was made.
man, i am a fucking unfunny nerd. someone help here...
- Bluejam0
...died of bordem when she read this thread.
- emerican0
is so fat, she's got more chins than Chinatown
- emerican0
is so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator she cracked her two front teeth
- BMF0
...is so black, when she gets in the car the oil light go on.
- emerican0
teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!
- GreedoLives0
...got a peg leg and they call her "hip hop".
- BonSeff0
so fat, her car got stretch marks
- tfs__mag0
was an extra on the simpsons
- tfs__mag0
is so fat, it doesn't even look like she has any legs.. it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
- tfs__mag0
is so fat, her belt size is EQUATOR
- tfs__mag0
umm that's all i can think of for now.
- stimuli0
Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
- stimuli0
yo momma so ugly she turns milk sour.
- rasko40
what happened to the mama of ya mama threads back in the summer... dopepope's thread!
deleted I guess
- sweetasbro0
is so fat, she's got her own area code
is so dumb, she puts a ruller next to her bed to see how long she slept
is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment, the neighbours chipped in to buy her curtains
is so fat, when she became a Christian, she got baptised @ Sea World
is so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers
is so ugly, they turn off the security camera when she goes to a bank