mononucleosis!
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- vena
hooray!
- BonSeff0
did you get mono v?
- vena0
yep i did. it's fucking killing me. i'm shaking here covered in blankets but i can't stand to be in bed anymore
- BXCAR0
*Rest.
* Drink plenty of fluids.
* If you have a sore throat, gargle with salt water, or suck on throat lozenges, hard candy or flavored frozen desserts (such as Popsicles).
* You may want to take acetaminophen (one brand name: Tylenol) or ibuprofen (some brand names: Advil, Motrin, Nuprin) to relieve pain and fever. Do not give aspirin to children. Aspirin should be avoided because it has been associated with a disease called Reye's syndrome in children. Reye's syndrome is a serious illness that can lead to death.
- BXCAR0
eating frozen stuff is the best to make it a bit more bearable
- BonSeff0
bummer man. pour some tussin on it
:P
get better man
- mitsu0
Take a bath, and then wrap a hot towel around your head. And then make yourself some soup, get a nap.
- BonSeff0
mitsu, lol
i watched ferris beullers day off yesterday
- thinkmule0
9 times......9 times....
- vena0
omg it's an alien!
- thinkmule0
hot or not...
surprise her please.
- ankixa0
ack.
feel better!
- vena0
they won't take me because i'm infected! quick, let me spit in your mouths so you'll be spared in the invasion!
- ankixa0
haha.
didn't the invasion occur sometime in the 60s.
don't let your paranoia destroy you. ;)
- thinkmule0
did someone come in with a big pea pod shaped item and place it by your bed?
worry!
- vena0
there's alien fungus growing on my tonsils
- thinkmule0
ahh i am sure its nothing....
(whistles--walking away slowly)
run everyone run!!!!
- ankixa0
sounds like what you need is some expectorent.
have you been "diagnosed"
- vena0
i went to the doctor but they tried to impregnate me with the alien sporechild!
- ankixa0
spawn ov spores.
oh dear.
that is serious indeed.maybe your friends will be back for you later.
- vena0
they also told me the fever might make me a little loopy