The Matrix
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- unfittoprint0
I haven't seen it.
- ian0
Right, and this is the only one that counts:
The matrix is shite.
The matrix is not deep.
The effects in the matrix look like computer generated effetcs and are crap.
Keanu Reeves can't act.
Lawrence Fishboourne, used to be able to act.
There actually is a spoon, in fact there are several spoons, millions even. Check you're cutlery drawer.
- Bio0
ok, everyone stop yer bitchin.
- crap0
I really should see M reloaded before I go watching M revolutions
- m0rt0
*****spoiler*****
Matrix is an anagram of Mr Taxi
*****spoiler*****
- Bio0
you've nice fingernails. . .
- unknown0
equal to the first one for me...
equal but diff.
- unknown0
What is the Matrix?
- unknown0
wheres your dreads bio?
- Bio0
well, it's a lot like a pot hole. just a little bit harder and slightly more enlongated.
- unknown0
im NOT a metro
- unknown0
there could be a fourth.. like..
depends on your interpretation... but i thought its a possibility..
- jox0
I haven't seen Matrix 1 yet.
I haven't seen any Star Wars either. Not even once.I fucking hate sci-fi. But Keanu is pretty...
Oh yes he is. Key-ah-nooh!!
- BonSeff0
spoiler:
tony danza runs over keanu in the who's the boss van at the end
- Bio0
- tfs__mag0
wasn't there a bio in the first matrix movie? tfs__mag isn't a very cool matrix name... i'd get killed in a half second.
- Bio0
Bio = Neo's second cousin twice removed by divorce.
comic fucking relief to the MIZZAXX byatch.
- Meeklo0
I hate trinity, she makes keanu look like the best actor ever.
And she is nasty looking


