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- dasohr0
Woah, I just did a google image search on FEAR PORN. I am now disturbed.
- what is it?HijoDMaite
- I just wanted some meme to make a spiffy comment in the ebola thread...
dasohr - I googled kangaroo road kill today, no need to explainpinkfloyd
- fourth0
after months of back and forth with my hot coworker I decided to clear the air between us and she pretends like she only likes me as a friend. luckily we were both cool about it and no awkwardness ensued.
feels good to get that shit out of my head though!
- e-pill0
i was in a car accident today.. although i just pulled into a spot i was hit
i called teh police and they raped the assailant FLORIDA style!!!so check it out .. these crazy Russians
..and my life is sooooo small
- @1:11 they race!!
OMG one has gloves!!
the other no gloves..e-pill - ...and no gloves LIVES!!!
teh end!!e-pill - Nopango
- makes my nerves go haywire just watching thisinteliboy
- if you fall you fall..e-pill
- @ 2:11-2:12ish
'Gloves screams out'
"YOUR MOM IS SUTTLEKLUT!!"e-pill - LOLpango
- http://www.reactiong…pango
- nopeorganicgrid
- i think they jumped from there..they had parachutes i think...from another video..
cbass99
- @1:11 they race!!
- iCanHazQBN0
Salmonella is such a pretty Italian last name.
- autoflavour0
went to get a tattoo today.. at the end, the guy asked me if i wanted him to touch up the one below the new one for free while he was there, which is almost 18 years old.. i was like, sure ..
he then proceeded to redo 2 other designs i have on my arms..
they are simple enough block colour things.. so im sure it wasnt a massive thing..
2 hour later.. i have 4 parts of my body stinging.. instead of just the one..
super lovely tho of him.
- all this for 60 euro..
autoflavour - nicemoldero
- Thought this was going to be the tattoo guy mess up the free job.
Disappointing...pango - Kidding lolpango
- Yay for nice people.grotesk_neue
- i'd have given a nice tipscarabin
- Was he new and practicing his skills?pinkfloyd
- no, 20 years experience.. just on holidays in berlin and guess was feeling generousautoflavour
- all this for 60 euro..
- scarabin0
i would laugh my ass off if someone pulled this out and started fumbling with it during sex
- Or stop having sex with filthy STD whores.ETM
- i wear a hazmat suit during every romantic encounter. you can never be too carefulscarabin
- wow.. i had to click thru the whole site to make sure it wasnt from the onion or somethingautoflavour
- moldero0
my dog just got bit by a Mexican cantil pit viper, we called and no vets here have anti venom, so fucking stupid, i think he might die tonight.
- Fuck........... :(pango
- his face is all swollen, dumb dog ran up to it, bit it and started shaking it to kill itmoldero
- holy crap dudescarabin
- why only call vets? what if hospitals have anti-venom??iCanHazQBN
- it might be for humans, but who knows, it could work on dogs too.iCanHazQBN
- get off QBN and go save your dog!iCanHazQBN
- did that, called red cross, we got routed to general and they basically said f yo dog, its night and were low on staffmoldero
- and I was at general 3 months ago when my father died there, shits busy with people, dyingmoldero
- ide get my ass kicked 'gringo walks in with his dog'moldero
- fuck man that sucks, how he doing nowHijoDMaite
- they be like "dis nigga"
no but yeah, this fuckin sucks.
moldero - hes just chillin Hijo, we just noticed a bit on his foot, hes calm, but everything im reading about this bite is pretty effed upmoldero
- like his flesh is going to start rotting, were taking him in somewhere in the morning after we make some callsmoldero
- if hes still around, hes tough though, hes a big ass pitbull so he has that going for himmoldero
- poor dude, as soon as he realized that snake was a threat, he tried to kill it. dogs + 1moldero
- good luckiCanHazQBN
- was that fucker felt with?pango
- The snakepango
- hope he's ok in the morning. shitHijoDMaite
- What the fuck dude, sorry. Hope that your dog recovers!organicgrid
- Are there a lot of venomous snakes and poisonous animals/insects where you live Moldy?organicgrid
- tons, the coral snakes are the ones that trip me out the mostmoldero
- Have you been bitten and or any really close encounters?organicgrid
- I was jogging with my dog once when some big ass black snake crossed my pathmoldero
- i be like https://www.youtube.…moldero
- :( so sorry to here that. hope he makes it. so sad. good pup.sea_sea
- Hope he's alright mateset
- HijoDMaite0
stoned? grab headphones. you're welcome.
- moldero0
- was just about to ask. think he learned a lesson?scarabin
- GOOD BOY!!HijoDMaite
- hes mellow because of durgz right now, but i dont know if he learned his lesson since the pain came some time after the bitemoldero
- im not sure hes smart enough to put it togethermoldero
- Thinking he killed the snake to protect you bro, dogs are the best friend we could ever have. Take good care of him!ZOOP
- < hell yes !!moldero
- Im a big whimp when it comes to him, i let him sleep on the bed, the wife though, doesnt let that happen, now i have some fuelmoldero
- Damon took one for the team, that could have been my daughtermoldero
- hopefully he'll learn that snakes are the worst animal you can fight with, they are ultra strong and.... of waitHijoDMaite
- When I read your post above I was really bummed. So happy that he's ok. Love dogs, fuck snakes.grotesk_neue
- looks like a big baby, love it.organicgrid
- Lol hijopango
- aww... glad he's better!PonyBoy
- thanks guys and HAHA Hijomoldero
- awww! so damn cute. glad he's doing better :)sea_sea
- LOL Hijo. Glad your pals ok moldero.set
- scarabin0
this new "health" app on my iphone seems suspicious for something. i hate that i can't delete it.
- er, -"for something"scarabin
- Does it say anything about ebola?Maaku
- It tracking everything you do, eat, sleep and walk. And I'm not lying.organicgrid
- that's what i'm worried aboutscarabin
- does it drug test you?pressplay
- thats in the iwatch pressplay.. its coming :)autoflavour
- scarabin0
i'm just so disgusted by advertising and its invasiveness these days. i want to delete facebook and throw away my phone but that would make me shit at what i do, which is advertising and thinking up ways to invade people.
i just don't know what to do.
planning on beginning the job hunt in about 6 months and don't know what path i'm going to choose
- No invading people that's marketing people job.pango
- all part of my job descriptionscarabin
- strategy from beginning to endscarabin
- Let's start something up on the sidepinkfloyd
- Finally we are starting that bed and breakfast.monospaced
- Someone said breakfast?
http://img.pandawhal…pango - lolscarabin
- Yo I know exactly how you feel, quit my cushy corporate job more than a year ago to go freelance and enjoy seeing my son grow up, but I had to start making money again, so I decided I'll try to build a portfolio with only things I'd like to do, it helped, I landed a pretty sweet gig thanks to it, don't despair just do what you really want to doGeorgesII
- up, but I had to start making money again, so I decided I'll try to build a portfolio with only things I'd like to do, it helped, I landed a pretty sweet gig thanks to it, don't despair just do what you really want to doGeorgesII
- I landed a pretty sweet gig thanks to it, don't despair just do what you really want to doGeorgesII
- day 9 without facebook.. and you know what, i actually dont miss it like i didautoflavour
- i thought i would a lot more.autoflavour
- Time for a another food-truck business!!!Maaku
- grotesk_neue0
^ Right now I'm going back into advertising agencies and big clients.
I'm feeling a little bit dirty, but fuck it. You have to make money.
- pango0
The intern thought I literally lives at the office...
This is not good- you need to get an asian intern2002
- No!! "That Asian guy" at the office is me! I can't let other people take that!!pango
- Btw why Asian intern?pango
- pango you are funny :)cbass99
- cause the asian intern will say 'why are you not living in the office'2002
- you need to build your asian army2002
- one by one, slowly, replacing the lazy black ice2002
- soon, you will finally win2002
- and hire a white guy, and he will be 'that white guy' in the office2002
- you should move in, save on rent. they think you live there now anywayscarabin
- Ya I think i should sleep on the boardroom table.pango
- GeorgesII0
third day in a row that I walk into a spider web,
am I victim of a spider curse?- every autumn it's spiderlings time, that's why.uan
- been a good year for spiders in england apparently, the cunts are everywhereset
- it's racial profiling for suremonospaced
- Racist spiders!!!
*shakes fistpango
- pinkfloyd0
cbass, come at me bro!
- pango0
I think i just committed colour matching crime...
Green leather jacket, purple pants... What was I thinking?!?!?- jokermonospaced
- we're the fashion police, i'm afraid you're gonna have to come with us buddy http://ateachingmome…scarabin
- I'm craving grape juicepinkfloyd
- Shit. I totally look like a grape...pango
- Hold on a second.. You own a green leather jacket?!sea_sea
- Ya I do. I call it the sewer green.pango