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- Complexfruit0
Working all weekend and just wrapped up a small mini site for my friend's fundraiser. To any Brooklynites that might be interested: http://www.sweetandshiny.com/fun… (art/bike/glass crowd)
Apologies in advance for the spam. Time to take a break and get some food.
- Iifeinvector0
Just did a big sweep through my site. Feels better now but this may be the last version ever.
- vsplus0
pfff... can I go to sleep now?
- GeorgesII0
DAY 20 WITHOUT INTERNET
- A colonoscopy for your brain.stoplying
- are you on the Internet cleanse?Ironmonkey
- Lol ironHombre_Lobo
- I am suspect of this statement.bulletfactory
- waterhouse0
I don't have a muscular physique. But, I accidentally flexed a pec in front of the mirror this morning. Couldn't do it a second time. This ever happen to you guys?
- pillhead0
I seem to be mousing on Glass using this Dark Field laser technology, Smooth. That is all.
- moldero0
an hour ago I just asked my wife "whats the name of the artist who concepted the alien in the ridley scott films again?" she answered "br3tt b@sh" i was rollin.
- QBN Couples™JG_LB
- your wife is awesome. Where she live?Hombre_Lobo
- Who am I kidding, I only have eyes for you. http://i.imgur.com/U…
(grammar aside)Hombre_Lobo - LOL :)moldero
- that was cute. your wife is cute. hook me up.CanHasQBN
- < my wife is hombre lobomoldero
- bjladams0
you know, a monitor that has a screen on the back side would be handy- so clients wouldn't have to come around to my side of the desk when they're in the office...
- 'my side of the desk' sounds amusingly territorial! Bet you glare at them don't you, "DON'T TOUCH THE SCREEN!!"Hombre_Lobo
- I suppress stabbing urges when people touch my screen...Hombre_Lobo
- how about get 2 monitors? or a swing arm display mount?pango
- i already have 2 monitors, ppl still like to come on overbjladams
- georgesIII0
ask the office internet key,
so I can work from home...
so slooooooowww
- PonyBoy0
Here's that 1930 Duesenberg I spoke of a page or two ago:
- Boner.waterhouse
- very nicesine
- YAWN, everyone had one like in the 40's,
/sGeorgesII - Sooooooo cool!!!OBBTKN
- bjladams0
There's an iconic building here in town - our first meeting with all new clients centers around how we don't want to use it in their logo - since they probably don't even work in that building...
- bliznutty0
!! HAPPY MARDI GRAS ERRBODY !!
- Hombre_Lobo0
eighty made me laugh big time
http://www.qbn.com/topics/569349…
- kitkatt0
meow.
- bjladams0
misspelled 'qbn' when typing it in, arrived here:
http://www.qub.com/
- stoplying0
How do you pronounce meme?
Meem?
or
Me Me?- I've heard "meh-mee."waterhouse
- it's meem. i'd laugh my ass off if anyone ever said "me-me"scarabin
- meowsine
- it's french, pronounced 'mem'set
- or 'meh meh' if you want to sound really frenchset
- memdrgs
- meemJaline
- Results inconclusive! I heard my friend say me-me yesterday, and I've always said meem.stoplying
- look it upscarabin
- it's meeeeeeem.bulletfactory
- PonyBoy0
Got into a rotten fight over the phone with a client today.
It started with a text message from him listing 5 things wrong with his site and that he wanted me to fix them all ASAP cuz he's losing business...
... I jumped on the FTP to check the files... ... dipshit (the client) DELETED ALL THE PHP FILES... his only reasoning behind doing so is that he saw a couple of duplicate files (ie: bob.php & bob.html)... ... so of course... we must not need those PHP files OR the rest of them for that matter...
*sigh
So during the phone call things got a bit heated. He tried to convince me that the site 'not working' is a direct result of the way the site was built and that it was MY FAULT... ... my fault HE deleted files of which he had no clue as to what they do etc etc...
So, I responded like this:
"What you tried to do could be likened to you trying to change your own car battery but in the process you decided to cut the wires out of the engine that connected to your battery."
He responded: "I see your analogy... but I feel it should be more like: I tried to change my oil and now my BRAKES DON'T WORK!!"
My response to that:
"You don't know how to change your fucking oil, dude..."
It took about 30 mins of some yelling / swearing / explaining to make it clear that his site stopped working because HE DELETED FILES.
He went on to reason that because he downloaded Dreamweaver and now thinks he 'gets it'... that he shouldn't have to come to me to update information on his site. Needless to say, I told him that if he made any more changes / deletions w/out asking me that I would not help fix them in the future.
Fucking Headache... Mom & Pop Start-ups SUCK.
- Shiiit, what a tool. Send him a $3000 invoice for a cms. I'll reply to your email soon btw! :)Hombre_Lobo
- Clients are the dumbest. It really makes you wonder how they're even capable of running a business.CanHasQBN
- agreed, canHas... agreed...
hombre... cool :)PonyBoy - just upload the php files?drgs
- hahaha FFS, that sounds like a nightmare.pillhead