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- ribit
so I am eating cashew nuts...
On the side of the packet it says "This product may contain traces of nuts."
Now I'm really worried.
- swollenelbow0
haha i love cashews.
nutty.
- jox0
they are forced to write its contains within the european union, even though it actually IS nuts.
People allergic to it could die, and even though they buy it, fully aware of what it is, some crazy mofo could still sue them "because it's not that obvious". It has happened before. They're just covering their asses, s'all.
- ribit0
So next I expect to see reminders to be"careful when crossing the road"... "If it's cold out, wear a sweater", and "clean up that room, it's a mess!" (how did they know?)
- Gorbie0
i had a friend once in junior high that was allergic to peanuts or protein or something anyway he ate a bunch of peanut butter and went into some sort of a coma/rampage and he ended up beating his mom up but he didn't remember a thing
- jox0
True. But it's a twisted world, remember. You already know of the hot coffee @ McD thingy. Same thing.
- fugged0
Or what about the cloth towel dispenser in restrooms that warns you not to stick your head in the loop or you might die?
I'll bet it's not there because it might ever happen, but because it already did.
pfft. Darwinism, yo.
- ribit0
The Internet...
"Warning: May contain websites."
- tomkat0
a friend told me once that he saw someone at age 10-13 from his school actually die cause he ate a "Nussecke"..
contains nuts as you can guess..the person even knew about his allergy and how disastrous the effects might be..
now thats harsh.
- Gorbie0
it's pretty serious allergy. it's not like you get an itchy bump or yer arm... you die.
now that's nuts.
- jox0
your throat gets swollen and everything, i can only imagine the panic if someone expose a couple of nuts to you....hehe that came out wrong.
- Gorbie0
I guess some people just can't swallow nut...
eerrrrr..... i mean..
nevermind.
- tomkat0
suck nuts.
errr... i mean .. the other way round.