Stoopid Office People
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the people in our office here think that it is funny to relate someone's name with a famous person's name.
example: anna works in the next room over. people call her anna cornicova. they think that it is funny EVERY TIME THEY SAY IT!
my name is eric, so people call me ponchorelli, erich von zipper, or astrada. i dont even know who the first two people ARE for fuck's sake.
the AD's name is brock, so people call him brocolli or they sometimes sqwak his name in the imitation of a parrot: "braaaaaaawk"
they laugh so hard like it is the funniest damned thing they have ever heard. and ya know what... i think that i have even started this thread before somewhere. that should tell you how bad it is anyway.
i need some help, one of the guys name is scotty and he ALWAYS calls me ponchorelli. are there any famous idiots out there named scotty? i know star trek, scotty potty, and snotty, but those are all silly. i want one that is just downright offensive.
anyone care to help out?
- mrdobolina0
homemade napalm bio.
- lilbabyleg0
there's got to be a gay porn star by the name of scott cock or something...
your description of your work situation has me laughing out loud.
- Mal0
Move to NY.
- Bio0
rick, word on that shit.
lilbabyleg, i shit you not. ive been here for over a year now and they have been doing this shit since before i got here.
i like the idea of "scotty cock". maybe something else along these lines?
mal, word man. word. i am sending out resumes... so ...
- pascii0
beam me up
nah, not funny.
- Dr_Jay0
call him (in a loud voice): fuckwad!
not clever... but he'll get the point.
- unknown0
look him in the eye and just ask him if he was the last to crawl out of the abortion bucket at the hospital..
or when god was giving out dicks was he doing a handstand?
- mrdobolina0
Scott the motherfucking twat.
- Dr_Jay0
that's a winner...
- Bio0
YES! haha, these are great guys! even the just plain fucking mean ones! i dig.
i think that Scotty Twatty might be perfect though. sweet man. absolutely perfect!
- k0na_an0k0
use a theme to throw it back in his face.
him: yeah poncherelli (hahahaha *stupid ass laughing in background) could you come here for a sec?
you: beam me up scotty.him: ponch, can you get this done by noon.
you: I NEED MORE POWER TO THE FORWARD THRUSTERS SCOTTY!him: po.....
you interupting: damnit scotty... i'm a designer not your fucking therapist.maybe not so good. i don't know. hmm... let me keep thinking.
- unknown0
bio, you seem like the first person who would resort to profanity of a quick and exacting nature to put a stop to their stupidity.
It may cause a rift in the office environment, but the silence will be worth it.
- unknown0
scotty "spotty botty?"
- unknown0
not good kona, they may play along and love it.
- k0na_an0k0
scotty "stupid head who's fucking face i'm going to bash in with a rotting carp" potty.
i'd go with that one.
- Bio0
mg33, yes. i am the office weirdo because my sense of humor is... "weird". i dont care though. it will indeed be worth it.
k0na, that last lil bit made me crack my shit. hahahah.
"him: po.....
you interupting: damnit scotty... i'm a designer not your fucking therapist."that is fucking beautiful!
- Bio0
so now, i will definitly try "twatty" and the "dammit scotty, im a designer not a (insert occupation here)"
i'll let you all know how he likes it.
- mayo0
call him "scoots". whenever he is nearby, grab him in a headlock (gratuitous violence) and keep yelling "I got the scoots!" or "guess who gots scoots?!?!"
- Bio0
mayo. haha. that is good shit too. i so dig that. he is taller than i am and about 8 yrs my senior, but i think i could pull it off.
and it is for sure, i will call him "scooter" when we are in public. that is priceless. he will hate it. mwahahahahhaha!
- mayo0
scooter pooter...
scooter muthafuckin pooter