Interview Gorbie
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- Gorbie
Greetings.
Today Gorbie has an interview with a prospective employer. He is quite nervous, though he realizes it is quite silly to be so.
Please do your best to settle Gorbie nerves. It is in his best interests that he remain calm and collect, as he has a history of snapping under pressure.
Sincerely,
http://TheMan
(jul 07 03)
- BonSeff0
dont sweat it gorbie.
be yourself and take pride in what you have done. also research the company you are interviewing.
just get yer shit in order and it'll be coolgood luck sucka.
- F_EddyShears0
Gorbie, just tell em' you can make Flash sites fo $39.95, I'm sure it will work out.
- mrdobolina0
good luck with that gorbie
- Bio0
Q: why should we pay you that much? we've got a business intern who can do layouts for $8.00 an hour.
good luck gorbmonster!
- unfittoprint0
good luck man.
and wear a tight skirt.
- plamenski0
Go like this:
In this difficult times, perestroika is what you need, dorogie tovarischi!!!!
- chubba0
good luck bitch!
- Gorbie0
Thanks everyone!
I did include a tagline on my resume that reads "fresh design at wholesale prices" so they know where I stand.
Q: Is it okay to order a couple harmless martinis at our lunch date?
- Gorbie0
chubba...
Would you mind writing me a letter of recommendation?
- Duane0
there, there gorbie...
kick their ass.
- Bio0
martinis? depends on the company.
i would generally say no, but then again it could loosen you up a bit. . . just remember that if you're gonna drink one, you'd might as well just get shitfaced.
=)
- shellie0
grorbie... have drinks with your boss after you get hired. if they INSIST you have a drink.. have one. otherwise, its not kosher. Even if they think its okay, they'll respect you more if you don't. You don't know then well enough yet.
my 2cents
- Gorbie0
Well, now that's no fun. I suppose you're right though.
I got some sweaty palms, man.... Now I know why the Japanese bow when they meet.
- Bio0
ok, after reading shellie's idea, i have come up with the perfect solution.
drink about 3 martinis before you go, but dont drink anything over the meal. you'll be loose and you wont come across as the lush that you really are.
best of both worlds. everyone is a winner.
=p
- Gorbie0
Always there to find the happy medium, Bio.
Excellent plan!
- paulrand0
no need to worry- as time is an illusion, the interview has already occurred and you've already gotten the job!
- Gorbie0
nice!
No reason to stay up till 3:30 polishing that portfolio...
I got Zen on my side!
- Gorbie0
...
THE JOB IS MINE!
yaaaaaaaaaaay!
- shellie0
im happy for you gorbie. did you booze it up after all?
where ya workin now? we're you interviewed by a hot young vixen who also happends to be CEO. Did she fall madly in love with you? Are you off to her aspen house this weekend for some interview dessert?
- mayo0
Gorbie, WHEN you get this job, i'll let you buy the next round of beer :) Bass please!
pffft! what do you have to be nervous about, you're fabulous.
p.s. i hope i didn't see this thread too late.