does anyone have a good joke
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- rson
does anyone have a good joke
- Mal0
yes I do.
- Mal0
and thanks for asking.
- k0na_an0k0
i have goo...
want some?
- TheTaco0
For those who understand french:
Le summum de la secheresse?
Venir en poudre.
:)
- k0na_an0k0
For those who understand jiberish:
gibbily goo ga ga hiddy skip flopidy doo fagoo
fido?
FLAPPIDY GEE DA DIPUM!
HAHAHAHAH! that's my favorite fucking joke ever.
Oh sorry TheTaco if you don't understand it. ; )
- Mal0
nice kOna a classic joke indeed.
- mayo0
hahahahahaha k0na
- Mal0
I only know one joke.
Little girl in park with dog and old lady comes up to her.
ol: that's a cute dog, wht's his name?
lg: His name is Porky.
ol: Porky, that's cute, does he like sausages?
lg: Nah he fucks pigs.
- Bio0
very nice indeed k0na. raunchy.
q - what do you tell a woman/man with two black eyes?
a - nothin, cuz you already told the bitch/fucker twice.
- mitsu0
the best punchline to a joke you've never heard:
"rectum? damn near killed 'em!"
- rson0
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. He does a double take.
He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale."
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
- Bio0
"he fucks pigs. . ."
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
i had to tell that one to the AD here. he cracked up too.
- bitter0
a guy goes to a doctor and says he's got some problems. he cannot shit anymore.
"well what's the problem?" the doctor asx.
"you see... i went fishing all fuckn day and just sat there and nothing. i was VERY nervous by 6 p.m. and was preparing to gather all my tools and leave.
it was then when i caught a golden fish. well that was good. a lousy small fish. well, it started talking.
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- Mal0
Q. how many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. They don't scew in lightbulbs, they screw in pools of their own vomit.
- rson0
nice
- mrdobolina0
mal will be performing at The Funny Bone in luxurious Atlantic City through the 29th.
- Gorbie0
A Pirate walks into a bar.
The bar tender looks at the Pirate and says,
"Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your croch!"
The Pirate replys,
"AAAAaaaahrrrr! It's driving me nuts!"
- Mal0
Way funnier than a joke.
- forestation0
mitsu, ive heard that punch line so many damn times, but ive never heard the joke...id much appreciate it if you filled me in.
speaking of punchlines...how about "YOUR THOR?!? im tho thore i can hardly thit down"
- sexypixel0
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