getting fired ina blaze of glory
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- kinetic
im working 2 jobs right now a design job and a grocery store bakery on the weekends (because they offer dental and medical)
im getting pretty damn tired of the grocery store though, im pretty sure a well trained monkey could do my job. it is nice to be able to eat food all day long though.
anyways...im thinking about getting fired...and if im going to do it...id like to REALLY get fired. you know..so people remember it for years to come.
any ideas on how to get canned in a unique way?
i thought about leaving the flour silo on all night which would flood the whole place with flour.
- unknown0
come at work dressed like saddam hussein and speak in baghdadi to anyone that enters the shop, telling them how grateful you are that the owners of this shop offered you a job after you killed so many US troops in Wach Saddada Ben Michouk Wala Bin Samou, near Bagdad
- unknown0
now with this one i'm not sure about tha .. blaze of glory :)
- kinetic0
hahahaha
funny stuff.
- monkeyshine0
As you are bagging pastries, say things to the customer like oh, you're lucky you came when you did because we somehow baked a few rats in with that last batch of *fill in the blank pastries* . count how long it takes for a very angry manager to oust you. :)
- Mal0
Burn it down.
- vellan0
wow...that sounds really friggin racist zef_666...
could you please inform me how to speak baghdadi?
- swollenelbow0
ARSON!
- vellan0
but throwing pastries at customers while yelling about the man keeping you down might be a safe, but very fun way to go out...
- unknown0
yeas !!
on the same line !
come dressed up as a 'Hygyene and Food Controller' , all in white with some serious papers in your hands.. com in as you see many people in the shhop ans speak loudly :
:' MR XXXX !!!! (owner) could you please answer the phone calls Sir ???!!! now we are in a terrible situation here Sir with 13 cases of sudden death due to some of your cheese cakes here !!
You should be reasonable and come to the police Sir.
Oh well, you re not there, i'll leave this here, and you'll leave an official look alike paper resuming all the horible cases and pain due to the cheese cakes from your shop and stick one on the main door and tell the people there and on the street to leave the place immediately and go back home and have a shower immediately cause they may be infected ..
- unknown0
vellan..
racist..
if only u knew really whayt does this word mean.. i won't even argue...
we're having fun here.. easyy boy..poor you..
- mrdobolina0
dont burn that bridge. say you get laied off from the design job and cant find another design job and go back to the grocery store.
sorry to be a buzzkill.
- intoxicated0
Borrow a bra, fill it with oranges, wear it, stick a cucumber down ya pants and run around singing "I'm fruity, I'm Fruity!"
If that doesn't get you kick out the place, at least send us a copy of the security cam video.
- drbyers0
jump on top of one of the aisles near the front registers and start pissin' on the customers as they stroll by. that should do it.
- JazX0
yeah, say, "I Quit, bye". ;)
- vellan0
what about the arab designers who read this? Sure, some may easily laugh it off, but other might not...
I agree that dressing up like Saddam would be funny, but the whole rest of it seems like you are making fun of arabs...who know, it might have been completely accidental, but my arab friends are consistently poked fun at because of this whole Iraq deal, and that pisses me off...
sorry if i am going to far, but i had to say it...
back to having fun..
- ok_static0
bread-shagging?
- kinetic0
hahaha drbyers that is some funny shit man.
im already doing stuff there like making stupid customers feel even worse about themselves.
the other day i was heading into the bakery and some fat kid customer was coming out with like 12 cookies in his hands (we give them out for free) and i shot him a dirty look and said "no wonder your so fat"
- unknown0
show up with no pants... then blame it on the meth
- vellan0
hahahaha...that one wins
- Gorbie0
I've always wanted to take a baseball bat to the wine & liquor section.
Be sure to save a bottle for later though.