funny epitaphs
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- shellie
"Here lies an atheist
All dressed up,
And no place to go"ive been laughing for hours.
- Mal0
Mine will be.
Wish you were here.
- shellie0
Owen Moore has passed away
Owin' More than he could could pay
- sexypixel0
jesus shellie, you should get flagged for that joke
- shellie0
hah
- Chip0
Spike Milligan's epitaph reads
"I told you I was ill..."Comedian to the end
- shellie0
i read one on this website that said. "i told you this was gunna happen"
- Turtle0
Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.Here lies Sharon Wood
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E. Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down.
It was.
- shellie0
turtle....... that was outstanding to read after a few beers.
- timajick0
"the road of excess lead to the palace of wisdom"
- ebon0
- ebon0
well that didnt work.