Laugh it up
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- canadian
The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Arafat to try to work out an agreement.
The ambassador asks if he might first tell a story. Arafat tells him to go ahead.
"When Moses was in the desert for forty years, the Jews got very thirsty and Moses asked God for water and behold, there appeared a beautiful lake. The Jews first drank and then bathed themselves. Moses did the same, but when he came out of the water, his clothes were gone. Moses shouted, "Where are my
clothes? Who took them?" The Jews answered, "The Palestinians took them."Arafat quickly objected by saying;
"Ya Salam , there were no Palestinians at that time."
The ambassador looked at Arafat and said, "Now, we can begin to negotiate."
- chubba0
tumbleweed...
- canadian0
A little over your head chubba? I'll explain it to you later but for now it's time for the adults to play.
- chubba0
handbags...
- k0na_an0k0
... then somewhere... of in the distance... a faint coyote howl is heard...
- chubba0
... now thats funnier!
- canadian0
aw damn. I thought it was funny.
- chubba0
... it is ... were only joshing with you chief.
- Abby_Someone0
I hear crickets.
- unknown0
Help i'm Normal... get me out of here!