roast duck
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- d1ė
whats the craziest thing youve ever done to a duck?
As for me, I got my entire fist into is ass, and fingered its bones for a few minutes.
By the way, Im talking about roast duck, not alive.
to do these things to a live duck or any animal is wrong and disturbing.
- frankbb0
damn it..
i did it alive..
no-body tells you these things..
roast the duck.
roast the duck.
roast the duck.
roast the duck.
roast the duck.idot!
- TransFatty0
i killed a pigeon once accidentally
- frankbb0
how?
runover it?
- ok_static0
how about the fist-in the stuffing to those thanksgiving turkey?
- dopepope0
I fed my roast duck to a live duck and laughed at the cute little cannibal.
- ok_static0
similar to fatty, when i was a kid i usally take a ride with my fast driving dad, one day we're on the highway and a bird smushed to the windshield....
yucky.
- TransFatty0
i threw a rock when i was 12
it hit a bird and killed it behind the 7-11
i fealt bad
never threw a rock at birds again.
now i concentrate on the elderly.
- ok_static0
you got some nice shooting skills fatty.
:)
- d1ė0
people, lets stay on the subject here.
I really don't care to hear about experiences killing small animals, lets save that for another thread, another day.
back to the duck at hand... (or hand in duck).
Other animals (cooked) are ok as well.
I once stuffed three fingers down the throat of a turkey (dead, feathered, headless, but uncooked.)
- d1ė0
anyone ever stick their tongue between a lobsters eyes?
- chook0
i regularly enjoy inserting pigeon feet inside my ear.
mrrrrrr.....
- TransFatty0
look duck fucker
isuggect you watch thisshort film about
duck-fucking & other things
by david lynnh -do it now.
- TransFatty0
me no spello
on drugso
- chook0
geez some skag ya cuntos.
- Duck0
I'd prefer you keep your hands out of my ass.
Thank You.
- 4cY0
my grandpa choked on my watch once when we were eating turkey...
i lost it before..somwhere in the kitchen.
ok, not true...funny nonetheless.
i hope.
- one2meny0
My friend and I took two farm ducks (they can't fly) tossed them from a balcony 20 feet up into the great hall of a Chateau, where 100+ fellow students and professors were eating. Let's just say some people are reallllllly afraid of birds and that makes it even more funny!
- k0na_an0k0
i once stuck my hand up a ducks butt only to discover that it was my own butt.
don't do drugs.
- protoculture0
i've eaten a pigeon. they call it squab in restaurants.
- Mal0
The Maquis De Sade used to fuck white swans (damn big birds) and cut their throats at the point of his climax so as to enjoy the crimson blood on the pure white fearhers.
I'll get my coat.