silly clients...
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- Jman
ok, I work for an internet marketing firm. We basically create promotions to place on radio station websites. This in turn drives traffic for the stations and helps create a buzz for whatever the artist is trying to sell at the moment.
Recently, the director of one of these stations informed us that he couldn't run our promotion on his website because his webmaster had told him that the "disgronificator" was broken.
Now I don't know if the webmaster was scamming him, or he was trying to scam us, but we all got a good laugh out of it.
So....first of all, what the hell is a disgronificator, and secondly I want to hear some stupid things that your clients have said or done....
- DD550
Tricks are for kids.
- bob0
Silly Clients.....
Animated gifs are for kids.
- k0na_an0k0
no lie.
i was doing a print piece for a company and they had just hired on a new sales guy. i went to their company for the meeting to discuss the final concept and the sales guy... trying to make a good impression with the company... says to me "i don't know... seems a little.... (dramatic pause) static to me. do you think you can put an animation or something exiting on here?" i almost pissed my pants.
- kerus0
isn't a disgronificator a part on an airplane or helicopter or something??
- AD0
actually, the disgronificator is very important it contols the reintegrator in turn making sure the receptinator functions as it should
man that's web design 101
:)
- kodap0
disgronificator....
LMAOtry these: (dictionary.com)
Dacron
Dacrymyces
Dacrymycetaceae
decorum
decree nisi
decrement
Decriminalize
Descurainia
Descurainia pinnata
diachronic
diagram
diagrammatic
diagrammatical
diagrammatically
diagramming
dichromate
dichromatic
dichromic acid
Dicranaceae
Dicranales
Dicranopteris
Dicranum
- bob0
According to Your Dictionary: http://www.yourdictionary.com/ah…
- Jman0
Kona, that is too funny....it reminds me of clients who say "can you make it POP a little more?" "Or maybe just make it a little bigger"
- jox0
your client:
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.
- paulrand0
we had to take a link to our site off a client's site because somebody claimed when they clicked on it a giant "fuck you" appeared on the screen
- kodap0
hahahahaaaaahaha
- chilaquil0
I think your client needs to go to the disgronificatogist to have his disgronificator checked out...
- Redmond0
disgruntledificator
- BonSeff0
my php developer sold my art and layouts from our sites ans hodgepodged it, packaged it and sold it to a competitor of ours. when i asked him to remove it he asked me to help explain the situation the the other dude because he was already "used to it"
messed up
- mayo0
i think i saw "disgronificator" in a Calvin and Hobbes strip. some made up machine (i.e. cardboard box) Calvin "invented."