girlfriends suck.
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- Carty
yo... this girl irritates me... time to buy another one...
i mean... tried to have her vocal cords removed, but she wasnt so down for that one...
still she wants fake tits and shit and really i just cant deal with that shit... her heads in a twist...
ladies no offense... but really... i gotta find someone with more of a realistic concept of what i do on the daily.
- fusion410
At least your not married to her.
Then you’d own 1 fake tit.
- Gorbie0
You gotta have them de-barked.
- Carty0
naw... no dolls... i just get an updated version of the last problem one... i just hate the ones that show bugs way after you take them out.
- Bio0
leave.
end of thought.
just fucking leave as fast as you can. doesnt matter how hot they are. if they are bitches, then fuck em.
been there, got divorced. . . now single and loving the internet porno.fucking LEAVE carty. and dont look back.
- taragee0
is she saying she wants fake tits cuz of what you do? like she feels like she needs to be like those model chicks?
- Bio0
*all singing now*
"if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."
goddamned right.
- fusion410
Bio
bitterman is your fav quake 3 model, isnt it.
You are right though. hotness becomes unimportant if they have a nasty personality
- dopepope0
"girls...can't live with 'em, pass the bear nuts."
- nick0
do her website... then leave.. werd
- Carty0
bio... truss me... dont worry... i've had more girls than i care to admit... just practising for marraige... but still... i usually date girls that are a little younger than the i, but it ends up suckin cause they stress the little shit... like the models i deal with... and how much i work...
building something first, marraige second... then kids... so far... i havent fucked up the order yet...
thanks for the advice... but truss me... left her like a bad habit... she changed alot after the last time i left her... but this time... feels permanent... [certain girls are like crack though]
- Bio0
just make sure you get one last memorable schnog before you leave.
mwahahahahahaha.
-bitterman
- fusion410
my next door neigbhor just left his wife and 3 year old daugther for some bar chick he met.
out of the frying pan...
- Xrtions0
carty had the privildge of listening to my girl troubles this morning. haha
- Carty0
taragee... if a girl has self esteem issues... i cant tell her to not get fake tits... i did tell her use what jah gives ya, but if she wants to look like silicone... it will be on the arm of another brotha.
im tryin to break photographer stereotypes... not promote/provoke them... i go on vibes first then looks, right now her vibes suck... and she aint lookin too good...
[thankfully i have a date later anyway...]
- Bio0
i dated around a lot before i married.
i knew my exwife for my whole life. well... i THOUGHT i knew her. just keep in mind that you can NEVER ... EVER EVER EVER truly know another human being.
know it and accept it. then you will be ready for marriage.
me, i dont think i will make that mistake twice. i dont plan on marriage. life partner maybe... but never marriage.
"Bitches are like pennies. You put one down... you pick another up." - Jamal O'Henry
- mitsu0
"my next door neigbhor just left his wife and 3 year old daugther for some bar chick he met. "
that's wrong!
"just keep in mind that you can NEVER ... EVER EVER EVER truly know another human being."
i think that's because so many people don't really know themselves. (or that's been my perception)
- Mal0
don't get married until your 30's.
- Bio0
don't get married
- fusion410
Get on your Mtn bike and ride. It’ll help you figure things out.