Bio is A.D. for the week
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- Bio
wooooooooHAAAAAwwwww
so the art director has gone to vegas with some of the company heads. i couldnt make it, so i am stuck here at work. BUT
i am now officially the Art Director (temporarily of course).wow. i never knew how much work and bullshit go into being the AD. talk about fucking stress from HELL! but i am loving it.
all projects must be approved by me and all salespeople must talk directly with me to get my opinion. i have control! I HAVE POWER! mwahahaHAHAHAhAhahaha!!!
it is like being... a superhero... only... i can't fly (sober) and i can't shoot laser beams from my ass (sober), but still. . . haha.
lets see if i can last the next 2 days without cracking up or destroying the place. haha.
this really is some stressful business working here. i dont know how our A.D. can handle this every day, every week, for months and years.
so cheers to all you full time ADs. you have my respect now. =)
- TransFatty0
yeah
thats right
- lifeinsodium0
hire me.
- Bio0
i'm gone' learn these bitches how the GAME work.
wwooooooo!
bitches gone' LEARN!
- Bio0
you're hired saf.
we really do still need someone else in here. so if you are still lookin for a job...
- jox0
Was that a southern accent? "gone' learn"
:P
- Bio0
more of ebonics with a tinge of southern accent.
haha, thannks for noticing though!
- jox0
another step towards bellamy brothers, my friend. Almost there!
:D
- robotron3k0
and remember, if you don't know the answer, just give them blank stare and don't say a word...
- lifeinsodium0
how many designer are working under you? and are there any hot chicks?
- mrdobolina0
effeminite southern accents are hilarious.
- mayo0
i fear for the architectural structure of the building.
- monkeyshine0
I'm giggling over here in the not as deep south as you, thinking of you using SoCal ebonics in Mississippi. [giggle giggle]
[giggle giggle] ok. i'll stop now. [giggle giggle]. really. [gg..]
[giggle]
- piperboytoy0
BIO's Design BOOT CAMP!
Whip those sissy ass designers into shape.GO BIO GO!
- robotron3k0
Who's the man Bio???? Who's the man??? You the man now!!! show up to work tomorrow late, with a black turtle neck sweater, even if it's 90 degrees outside, and make sure your hair is nice and messy... cause, you the man now!!!!
- Bio0
i have no hair to get messy. haha.
there are 3 designers "under me" now. i like them all and vice versa, so there are no conflicts.
shit. no time to chat right now. this really is a fucking handful. gotta whip these salespeople into shape.
i'll check in later to let you know how many casualties there were this last hour of work.
i think i will be here late today. *sigh*
cheers guys!!!!
- exador0
congrats big bad bio!
art director for a week, but king bad ass for a lifetime!!!
been AD here for about 3+ years now..and loving every minute of it...
the only thing i really detest, is the bullshit meetings..
some are good, when you get to go chat with a new client, and feel them out, and figure out what they want...
but other than that, meetings just get in the way of actually doing the designs...oh well, it's a small price to pay for being the head creative geek..
it really really does rock.
anyhow...congrats dude..
oh, and i filled out that methodic form thingee...but can't figure out what to do next...
(looks stupidly at keyboard thinking 'uh...what now?)talk to ya soon bio...
ex
- taragee0
dont forget the double half decaf skim latte and black rim glasses
- Bio0
no glasses or turtlenecks for me thanks. just a horrible attitude and a permanent scowl. (i jest.)
damn ex, sorry bout that. the methodic deal is my responsibility to respond to. i will send you an email tonite explaining what is goin on.
again, i am sorry for the hold up. ive been frikkin swamped!
- Duane0
give 'em hell bio. while your at the wheel, fire all the copywriters and find new vendors for all the jobs.
- exador0
aww hell man..no worries.no worries at all dude...
s'okay...
once again, cheers for the invite man....i'm totally honored....
:)