accidental client death
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- monkeyshine
any suggestions? I have this pain in the ass client who is telling me that he sees this odd thing on his site and I haven't been able to recreate what he sees so asked him to send me screenshots so I can see what he's seeing. He responds..."well, why should I have to test? You send ME screenshots. Why should I do your job?"
WTF?! God help me. It's all I can do not to rip his face off. oy.
- Danski0
Knees broken £50
Ding on head with Heavy Object £25
Approached in Threatening Manner £40
Force-fed Nasty Sandwich £50you pay transport.
- monkeyshine0
Danski...you are SO hired! Lets start with approach in threatening manner, force-fed nasty sandwich, ding on head and then broken knees. Oh, and how much to videotape the whole thing? :)
- Danski0
but seriously, tell him that in order for you to diagnose the fault you must get a screenshot from him. don't back down, because you shouldn't have to. Teach him the difference between "testing" and "explaining what he wants/ what he sees".
- Biofreak0
send me the address of the perp.
i will "take care of things".
dont ask any questions and deny EVERYTHING when the police show up in 6 months.
anything for a fellow Torn Heart member.
- monkeyshine0
aaawww, gee Bio. Thanks!
I won't tell I promise. I have to say, I've had a$$hole clients before but this guy just wins the prize. He is SUCH A JERK! [screaming in her most anguished torn-heart wale]. I've lost my ability to be polite with him which is bad bad bad.
- unknown0
i could fake an accidental ironing tradegy. all i need is a gun, an ironing board and some cue cards....
- Biofreak0
well, i would suggest not working for him anymore if you can do that.
i have a client like that too.
only difference is, i would break his nose if i saw him outside of work... and he knows it.haha. that pseudo religious prick. got a tatt on his arm of hands praying. i wwould love to rip the skin off and beat him with his own lil tattoo. that fucker.
i feel your pain. jes gimme a name and address and something awful will happen within 10 business days.
- Bluejam0
He's terrorising you.
Phone Tom Ridge.
- monkeyshine0
10 business days?! I will crack by then. Can you move faster? Ok. Deep breath.
Thanks for the words. My heart is racing over here.
- k0na_an0k0
bio- if you need back up.... i know a guy.
if you're thinking what i'm thinking, all we're going to need is 2 ball peen hammers, a pack of toothpicks, 10 lbs of limburger cheese, and a dominos pizza.
- monkeyshine0
toothpicks! now we're talking. You guys are my heroes. {sniff}
- IRNlun60
he's a dick.
stay strong. don't back down.