Torn Heart
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- BonSeff0
switch hitter
- abizzyman0
transexual fatgirl midget... MIDGET... OUR DAUGHSON IS A MIDGET!!....
... scandalous, huh? we all know who the real mom must be!
- Sapphire0
i am unfortunately both the father and mother of that transexual fat girl
- BonSeff0
HAAAAAAA
Torn Heart is sooo scandalous
- abizzyman0
baby Torny.
it's a girl... midget.
- BonSeff0
who da baby daddy
- abizzyman0
lol bon...
... and sapphire... I think I'm pregnant.
- BonSeff0
im gonna have to talk with the rest of the band abizzy. it is your job as lead singer/manager to keep track of which groupies drop cd's on you
:P
- Sapphire0
no you are so not, you are in MY band now... muahahaha!
- abizzyman0
well... you see...
... there's this other girl... Tiff... and her and I have always been really close... and...
... well...... she's never left me anything such as this... with this kind of music...
... but it was her... even though the other girl (the one I still love)... well... it was her style and her type of thing to do.
so... am I still in the band?
- BonSeff0
in typical glam band keyboardist style i bonseff is toe up from the floe up
- Sapphire0
enough with beating around the bush, lets just skip foreplay and get down to a full on sexual intercourse aight abizzyman?
- BonSeff0
HA ha - where did the cd come from?
you owe it to the band to fess up
- abizzyman0
guys... I have a confession to make.
I found out a half hour ago... that the cd on my truck seat wasn't from 'her'. I'M A MORON.... but just look what became of my 'Torn Heart'... I'm so proud.
- mayo0
Let's go out and get Torn Heart tattoos!
- BonSeff0
bloed up
thats right
Toed Up Heart done bloed up
- abizzyman0
mayo... you want some action, huh? I am a - bizzy - man... *wink *wink *nudge *grope *fondle!! yeah!
TORN HEART IS UNSTOPABLE! we need t-shirts. We're going to be so big.
we are big. what am I saying... LOOK AT THIS THREAD! History was made today.
- mayo0
what the heck are all you fine people doing here on a Friday night?
- Sapphire0
wow, this thread went from long, to extremely unreadably long
- mayo0
wow! thanks bizzy. i feel tall AND i got some action! woot!