A Proven Fact
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- Bio
in a study recently released, it has been proven that the internet makes you fat!
holy shit!
what does this mean!?!
well, it means that when compared to "offliners", the "onliners" are nearly 300lbs heavier on average.
this study also proves that typing on a keyboard produces fatty tissue that is highly flammable, resulting in more spontaneous human combustions than has ever been seen throughout history!just looking at the internet can cause athiesm and WORSE, alcoholism and obesity.
what are we to do?
well, i recommend a healthy dose of cock, but that is just my opinion, and what do i know?
i just felt that all of you should be made aware of this new epidemic.
good morning sweethearts.
- vespa0
Lol! Morning!
- kerus0
mmm... EENTARNET..
mmm.. TWEENKEEE...
- Bio0
you know i speak the truth...
heheh.
- JazX0
I'm Phat as hell yo
- neeko0
Q: how would you describe yourself neeko?
A: fat and flammable.
- petzi0
you know what i saw when i took my last piss?
...
- Bio0
a taco?
- JazX0
Mmmmmmmm, tacos
- petzi0
barely the toilet
- Bio0
tacos are proven to be an excellent source of both Vitamin C and petroleum jelly.
i shit you not.
well, i shit you a little maybe.
- petzi0
*burp*
oh, this was a wet one...
- JazX0
yeah those are good ones, i've also heard that masturbation reduces your risk of prostate cancer, so gents whack away and feel good about it LOL
- Bio0
i heard that having you prostate removed increases your risk of masturbatory illness.
can anyone verify that?
- JazX0
yes, Uhmm I can
- Bio0
well, damn. i was hoping it was an ugly rumor.
i am sorry to hear about your misfortune jason. lets hope you prostate grows back real soon.
- scarabin0
"a dose of cock"?