Bitter much?
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- Bio
work today goes like this:
workin on big project.
other company did layout/art
i take art, RE-layout for final assembly of project. then come the "corrections". revisions to art in eps format. . .after clocking in over 35 hours on this bitch, the dude who made the art wants me to edit some of the copy. well fucking GUESS WHAT einstein? YOU SENT ME OUTLINED COPY! and also the copy of this big thick book i am working on that YOU sent me is OUTDATED. so now you blame ME for YOUR dumbass STUPID fucking mistake and expect ME to magically jiify this thing up? and GUESS WHAT ELSE JACKASS. everybody knows it was YOU and YOUR mistake. and i do mean EVERYONE knows. so why do you bother laying it on someone else? eh? eh?
1. you didnt send the font
2. you didnt send the right art
3. you are a jackass
4. i am about to bill you so hard your ass will hurt for months
5. your artwork SUCKS
6. are you a complete moron?
7. it would have been a physical impossibility for me to recreate these files with the errors you "found" with the EXACT fucking copy of the pages YOU sent me in YOUR email you cock sucking ass monkey.
7.5. i am going to fuck your wife now JUST to spite you
8. she isnt even hot
9. go to hell
10. what the fuck were you thinking and why in the name of all that is holy did you want to pay me for a project that you had already done?you complete fucking jackass. please lick me. now.
ok. i feel better now. back o work. haha. so how was your day?
ps. i AM in a good mood. =)
- JazX0
yep, sounds typical to me, idiots are always in charge of the creative types
- jox0
hahahaha Bio, that was amazing! I'll always be nice to you, who knows what kinda insults you might throw at me if I'm not.
:D
- Mick0
Feel better now? :)
- seas_of_rhye0
wow pookums, i sure hope you feel better after that.
yikes.
- mayo0
hahahahaha good boy *throws some babies at Bio for him to eat*
Biofreak is my hero.
- BonSeff0
ha ha!
dont fuck ugly wives
you'll regret it if you have a shortie
:P
- Bio0
haha. i do feel much better.
honestly. im not even really mad. just irritated taht this bullshit is back on my desk.
i get paid for it one way or the other, but you can bet your ass that i am gonna pad my hours now.
just think of it as "extra compensation" for being a jackass.
haha.
- JazX0
yep! I do that too! Nice!
- mayo0
when i grow up, i want to be a mean fucker like Bio. :)
I'll be the mean fucker fairy princess.
damn this iced mocha makes me babble. sorry. woot!
- lifeinsodium0
i AM in a great mood too. because
1. People are fickle.
2. People are ficke.
3. Did I mention people are fickle?Hope your day gets better.
- JazX0
duhhhhhhhhhh!
- lifeinsodium0
You are right, JazX. I was just stupid to forget that for a little while.
- Nirvous0
Hahaha Bio.
We have a line item on our invoices for iD10-t work.
Item: id10-t
Time: 2 hours
Total: $90.00Whenever they ask what it is for we tell them revisions and additions.
id10-t stands for idiot.
- mrdobolina0
bio, that photo studio that was going to pay me to create that cd rom/site, pulled out last minute. I found that out this morning. Sucks, it was for some righteous loot. Luckily I have some other freelance shit going on.
- JazX0
Nirvous that's fucking ULTRA funny!! LOL!!! :)
- Bio0
nirvous, i think that is the funniest damned thing i have ever heard. that is fucking priceless man. hahaha. hardcore.
mrdobolina, that sucks like shit man. damned sorry to hear it. honestly i am about to finish up my last freelance projects. i have been swamped with them, but it looks like it is time to do some coldcalls again. shit. haha. oh well
the rest of you, PERSIST AND MARCH ON!
- mrdobolina0
get that money bio.
- Bio0
workin on it my man!
money = fun stuff
i like fun stuff.
- lifeinsodium0
Eric, did you ever complete that song you were working the other day?