friends?
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- Lychee0
you really must be friends to talk about that!
- mxhxr100
I don't think girls shit. They exude strawberry yogurt or something.
- jox0
There are websites to prove the opposite, but i aint showin 'em
- Bio0
this is the first day of the rest of our lives together.
dont blow it all on cheap hookers and raspberries.
- unknown0
and definately dont blow raspberries on cheap hookers.
- Mal0
I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
- sherman0
in reno - ouch -
i heard they have gambling
- mrdobolina0
One time I saw a pornographic movie called "Thar she blows" it was a 4 hour long dvd. I didnt watch the entire thing tho.
- Mal0
yes and drugs and prostitution but in truth it was Johnny Cash who killed him. I was home at the time doing a bit of flower arranging.
- Bio0
goin to folsom prison.
i once killed a lizard with a baseball bat cuz someone told em it was poisonous. i was probably 10 yrs old.
i later found out that the other kid was lying about it being poisonous.
i still feel the guilt. poor lizard. poor poor lizard.i am sorry lizard. i am so sorry lizard.
SWM.
- providence0
What's up with john cusak and the book "love in the time of Cholera"?
- sherman0
outside of my office is an alcohalic homeless man who knits pink socks to sell to passerbys. and hes never unhappy
- sherman0
folsom prison loves SWM
folsom prison classifieds:
SWM seeks SWM for stolls along the mile, quiet shower times and dropping of the soap for fun and thrills.
- ok_static0
I freakly smushed a frog into paste with my dr martens boot when i found it pops in my room.
I feel like a murderer for the 1st time, and I feel excited as well.
- jox0
I'm chewing a gum called X-cite Delight, they gave it away for free! It's 40 mint crunch pearls, sugar free!!
- neuarmy™0
i just ate chicken fingers.
but, you know, chickens don't have fingers, so i guess i lied.sorry,
a fibbing NSWM
- dopepope0
I uh like it uh when uh da friends uh drinka da coffee!
- Bio0
i wanna go home.
take off this uniform and leave the show.
but i'm waiting in this cell because i have to know,
have i been guilty all this time?
- CL0
- unknown0
hey mr dobolina, you can usually tell how good a porn is by how far you make it through it...