why do boss' think
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- MrDinky0
Winky is sleeping... Pinky is watching gay porn... Skanky is trying to get some chicks to have sex with.... as for me Dinky, as always working to make some money...
- ok_static0
Hi MrDinky, how's MrWinky and MrPinky?
- MrDinky0
i just talk to my self....
i have 4 other personalities..
- Gorbie0
Is that your boss calling you "bitch" in your profile pic?
I knew that's what she was saying!!!
"bitch!"
- ok_static0
Naw...it's actually a left-brain right-brain conversation that happens everyday inside my frigging head.
- MrDinky0
my boss calls me bitch
- Gorbie0
Your boss calls you ok_static?
That's awesome!
- shellie0
it always ALWAYS happends that way.
they want it their way
you protest
(day goes by)
they want it your way, but they pretend like it was their idea.
- ok_static0
"Don't use dark green, ok_static."
"Why?"
"I don't like it, use yellow instead."
"But I like it and seems it's more suitable for its subtleties."
"I don't care, use YELLOW."
"Yeah...alright, you're the boss."
2 weeks later...
"WHY YOU DON'T USE DARK GREEN , OK_STATIC?"
- phenom0
you know sacrifice when you give your pride for a pension plan.
Tell your boss to give you more respect. And then it shall be.
I feel like Yoda.
- MrDinky0
i could sense pain from designers...
thats my 6th sense..
- lifeinsodium0
hahaha. how'd you know?
- MrDinky0
page maker?
- lifeinsodium0
i like the machine they gave me. its a p4 256mb ram and the flat screen monitors are nice too.
but frontpage?
now want me to do the newletter and i asked for inDesign. Guess what they got me?
- unformatted0
well at least we have studio mx.
running on windows 98, with 128 mb ram. P.O.S.!
- shellie0
*tile. i dont know how a y got in there.
- shellie0
my boss got his job be default because the dood above him took off. hes admitted to me several times he knows dip squat about designing (he is a good programmer though).
and then he says "why dont you tyle the logo in the background too?"
- lifeinsodium0
they still haven't bought me dreamweaver though. guess what i use?
- unformatted0
if i asked her that, she would say "no i don't read the seattle times"
- lifeinsodium0
I work in a place where I am the only one who knows about design or web. Usually its me who says "do you get it" and my supervisors nod pretending to understand why they really need to buy DreamWeaver for me to work on.