billionaires unite
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- lvl_thirteen
enough with all the millionaires on this board. that's nothin'. who is a billionaire like me? and when is mtv cribs going to peep your place?
- shellie0
wheres my membership card.
- k0na_an0k0
maybe you are but do you know who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?
- lvl_thirteen0
yeah. it was me. and that is now why i am a billionaire.
shellie, your card is coming. i use nothing but the finest platinum with your name and member id written in diamonds.
:)
- k0na_an0k0
really lvl?
then do you know...
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- chilaquil0
How much are the membership dues? I came to do a little skiing in the swiss alps and my bank is handy. Just let me know where to do the transfer.
PS: my bank is not in switzerland. it's in Luxembourg. DUH... but any billionaire knows that Switzerland is out... I just didn't want you guys to think that I was actually banking here. That is soooo passée
- lvl_thirteen0
oh contrare (i have no idea how to spell that) my freezer does have a light in it....no really it does. when i saw that, i was like 'it's about fucking time." first apartment...i mean mansion, that has ever had one.
- paulrand0
1,000,000 per site x 1000 sites
- Wouter0
Do i have to sign up again for the billjionairesclub.. or am i already in since ivé stated to be an actueal millionaire?
- Mal0
I got kicked out of Mensa for being a smart ass.
- JazX0
Hey Level 13/Nathan, I like your furniture ideas, pretty smooth dude.
- lvl_thirteen0
thanks jazx. i just made a new table that turned out pretty cool. i would post a pick but i got no ftp on my mac.
- chilaquil0
you got no ftp on you mac? why? can't you afford it?
ok, one more question about the membership. What if technicallly, i'm not a billionare, but a gazillionare. Do I need to join the gazillionare's club instead?
Also, does anyone know what the best way is to get caviar and champagne off the keyboard? I spilled a whole bunch on it last night and my keyboard is acting out.
- lvl_thirteen0
no way. that made me laugh out loud. caviar..hahaha
no i don't deal with the bazillioaire club. they are much to pompus. they all talk about how they have a privatized colony on the moon. bunch of light-headed freaks.
oh by the way jasonx i sent you a small photo of that table.
- k0na_an0k0
well.... i bought a bunch of land on the moon and when we go to colonize it and i'm selling it for a million a square foot i'll be the richest man alive. THE RICHEST and you will all bow down before me while i laugh in your face and use thousand dollar bills to wipe my buttocks.
- k0na_an0k0
oh, while i'm driving my Audi TT moon rover.
bithces.
- lvl_thirteen0
kOna_anOk...so how ya' doing? you wanna like hag out or something? we're good friends right? ;)
- k0na_an0k0
sure lvl_thirteen. you got a hot sister or friend you could hook me up with good buddie?
haha.
- chilaquil0
I'll pay you to be my good buddies...
:(
- 4cY0
Luxemburg is soooo 1996!
I have my cash in Liechtenstein, i am not just a billionaire, i am even a trendwhore billionaire. And how!