Like a boneless fish...
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- Vinney2
... I'm gutted.
Moved home to my mums yesterday. I live in the bunk bed I used to have as a kid. There is crap everywhere (banged my knee & head a few times already, she's a hoarder, its embarrasingly full of junk). I'm doing this cos I wanna save a months rent, so moving home is the only way. Now I know you have no sympathy cos Im off round the world soon so I should stop moaning BUT....
Last night I took a new, sexy girl out in Brighton, got the last train home to Shoreham (where I live now at my mums and coincidentally it's the easiest station for her place too) and after a snog or two on the train we get off and stand by the cab rank. I’m waiting for her to get in a cab before I walk home you see. So she turns to me an says... "I know you moved back to your mums this weekend, but how about I come back there now for a cup of tea". Cup of tea = Sex? I think so. Now she’s a great girl, not an outdoor chick if you know what I mean. Besides it’s not summer you know. And I have no choice but to blow her out. "Sorry but my sister will be up and my house is kinda messy at the moment". Grrrrrrr. If I was still living in Brighton that would have been a GOOOOOAL! Situation. Grrrr.
Roll on Brazil, living at home sucks.
- unknown0
gutted...
- unknown0
I dunno, there's a big difference between tea and coffee. You could have been instant friend material. Y'know, she may have met your mum and stuff.. nightmare.
- Danski0
Man, that's terrible. Think of it as storing up sexual karma or something.
[open invitation for "karma" and "storing up" puns]
- monokrom0
You did the right thing. If she wanted sex, your putting her off may even work in your favor later.
- unknown0
although worse in bed a boneless fish or a sack of tatties......if she's not into it there's no much point...
- unknown0
She could have had top bunk.
- Vinney20
I like your outlook Monokrom. Ill go with that. She will be mine! I hope.
- unknown0
I'm sure she would have had a top bunk
question is would she have been a top bunk??
- Vinney20
LOL Phubar. You know how to show a woman a good time all right.
- Vinney20
She looks like a great bunk yeah. Grrrrr.
- unknown0
Its ages since i've had a ruddy good bunking!
- unknown0
I don't know if I'm alone in this or not....but personally if a girl is just going to lie there all uninvolved and disinterested I for one would rather have a wank
there is nothing worse than a comatose hoor.
- Vinney20
A good bunk these days is hard to find...
- unknown0
true
- Vinney20
Anyone: Do you live with your mum/dad?
Where do you have sex if so?
- lnu0
When I was living at home (pretty long ago) me and my gf used to do it on the bathroom floor with the water running. Real cramped and nice!
- petzi0
oh man, i was the lucky guy who had his room in the basement. but vinney, tu aurais dû la rendre heureuse!
- unknown0
did ye keep donkeys in the basement petzi?
- Vinney20
My Fench is shite Petsi. Translate for a thick Brit.
- petzi0
you should have made her lucky.
and no, i don't ride donkeys anymore. i-aaaaaaaaah